Maximum Salt

[sphen22]

We have achieved maximum salinity, people hate us more than they like their own teams... lol

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Lots of posters over there are a total mess lol

I love to visit from time to time, just to lurk and browse the general section for some comedic gold

 

[Deus Irae]

"Honestly seems the worse people become Pats fans. I've walked away from dates because the girl is a Patriots fan."

I guess he doesn't see the irony there.

 

[FourierSeries]

I don't think there's a single person on the planet who believes that guy has actually gone out on dates.

 

[BobDigital]

Not nearly salty enough yet. Pour the salt on more and more. I want him jumping in the sea to clean off the salt before we are done!

 

[TB_Helmet]

I hope we keep winning and make that guy hate us even more and ruin football for him and take away the one thing he's ever loved so his life has no meaning and he can't go on dates anymore and all he can do is cry into his AFC Conference Finalist banner.

When that happens, then, I will be satisfied.

 

[Jlaff]

Coltsleafs? Two of the biggest choking franchises in sports. The Leaf's claim to fame is they won a bunch of Stanley Cups when there were 6 teams in the league 60 years ago. They are literally the Jets of the NHL.

 

[RobertWeathers]

We have achieved maximum salinity, people hate us more than they like their own teams... lol

What a loser.

 

[Clonamery]

I'll be satisfied when all these mopes dress like this salty little girl:

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

A Colts fan AND a Leafs fan AND from Toronto???

GTFO...mediocrity all across the board there...keep your sorry a%$ in 'The 6'

 

[aluminum seats]

Link to the thread? Sounds enjoyable.

 

[PatsDeb]

"Honestly seems the worse people become Pats fans. I've walked away from dates because the girl is a Patriots fan."

I guess he doesn't see the irony there.

He's a Colts fan. He doesn't get any dates and this is his cover story.

 

[Jackson 2]

A young guy who loves football more than the possibility of sex. Bright, enjoyable future on the horizon for you, young fella..

 

[Sicilian]

He's a Colts fan. He doesn't get any dates and this is his cover story.

"I took her to Golden Coral and said we could just pay for one plate and she could just tell me what she wanted me to grab for her at the buffet. Stupid Pats fan doesn't understand romance I guess..."

 

[oldrover]

Link to the thread? Sounds enjoyable.

Here you go...

When did your hatred for the Patriots start?

Quite a lot of...



...nourishment.

 

[Wordsmyth]

 

[Kontradiction]

He's a Colts fan. He doesn't get any dates and this is his cover story.

That one time with his cousin doesn't count?

 

[102 Pat]

I don't think there's a single person on the planet who believes that guy has actually gone out on dates.

That's not nice to say, he has lots of dates...if you count his hands...

 

[The Brandon Five]

I don't think there's a single person on the planet who believes that guy has actually gone out on dates.

Maybe they were "play dates".

 

[archstanton543]

Is Maximum Salt the brother of her?