Love Stinks!!!!

[Willie55]

Ditto here. Just gotta be straight with 'em from day one.

On our first date, as I leaned in for my first kiss... she stopped me and said, "You do realize that I have a four year old (from her previous marriage), and he will always be the most important thing in my life".

I smiled and said, "Of course I do." She smiled big, and leaned back in for the kiss.

Then I stopped her and said, "You do realize that I am a diehard Patriots fan, and Sundays will always be mine, and mine alone, and you will never be allowed to dictate my schedule on that day during the season."

She smiled and nodded. So I added, "never, ever, ever, ever, ever... no family functions, no chores, no dance recitals, no going to the kids games, no nuthin' ever ever ever ever ever..."

She got up and walked away. We had our first kiss on the second date.

But Sundays have been mine for over 15 years including 7 wonderful years of marriage.

Ditto here. I'll do anything any other day of the week or time of the year that my wife asks, but when it comes to Pats games, my wife is awesome about it. She hates football but knows not to plan anything or ask me to do anything during that three hours during a Pats game.

But I always say she married me by deception. When we were dating, she went to two or three games together (back in the early 90's) but as soon as we got married in '93 she stopped going.

 

[Aldogg]

oh c'mon, you'll understand more when the high school years are over.

I'm 27 actually. And, I could never ever put the Pats over a girl, only because my last 3 dates ended with me getting either stabbed (literally,) verbally dressed down and told to die in public, or getting cheated on. So yeah, with that resume, its easy for me to say Pats>girls.

 

[MrBigglesWorth]

He's going to pass,but He's also going to led around by not only the GF but the Mother In Law for the rest of eternity-lol
I Bet "MOM" has already gotten a Pat's schedule and is making sure he's busy those times

the sacrafices one must make

 

[HAMMERMILL]

the sacrafices one must make

LOL-
Hopefully "MOM" is hot too

 

[PatsSteve1]

During football season I don't have a family.

 

[Patti37]

I always dated guys who were not football fans. They learned that Sundays were for football and they learned the game. I had season tickets at the time so they had the chance to go to the games.

My husband was not a fan either. I am making sure my son is although he is a Dolphin fan.

 

[Willie55]

I always dated guys who were not football fans. They learned that Sundays were for football and they learned the game. I had season tickets at the time so they had the chance to go to the games.

My husband was not a fan either. I am making sure my son is although he is a Dolphin fan.

How the he11 did your son become a fins fan? What kind of parent are you?

 

[dalero]

I always dated guys who were not football fans. They learned that Sundays were for football and they learned the game. I had season tickets at the time so they had the chance to go to the games.

My husband was not a fan either. I am making sure my son is although he is a Dolphin fan.

My oldest son was a Dolphin fan....I wonder what ever became of him?

 

[DarMan]

I'm 27 actually. And, I could never ever put the Pats over a girl, only because my last 3 dates ended with me getting either stabbed (literally,) verbally dressed down and told to die in public, or getting cheated on. So yeah, with that resume, its easy for me to say Pats>girls.

Maybe you should stop asking them to split the check

 

[IcyPatriot]

I had a wedding two weeks ago, but family comes first.

There was no TV at the Bar?

 

[IcyPatriot]

One of the Stores at the Providence Place Mall has a bar hidden in the back of the store with all the sports games on. I don't go shopping, this was word of mouth but what a great idea for the husband/boyfriend who wants to maintain some semblance of loyalty to both the loves of his life.

 

[MrBigglesWorth]

There was no TV at the Bar?

no. only go to hear some of it on the radio

 

[MrBigglesWorth]

I'm 27 actually. And, I could never ever put the Pats over a girl, only because my last 3 dates ended with me getting either stabbed (literally,) verbally dressed down and told to die in public, or getting cheated on. So yeah, with that resume, its easy for me to say Pats>girls.

I don't blame you, that's bad luck. I hope your fortune turns around

 

[PATSNUTme]

I'm 27 actually. And, I could never ever put the Pats over a girl, only because my last 3 dates ended with me getting either stabbed (literally,) verbally dressed down and told to die in public, or getting cheated on. So yeah, with that resume, its easy for me to say Pats>girls.

Little advise. Try getting through dinner before you stick you tounge in her ear.

 

[BradyManny]

Ok. I'm back in Canada for a couple of months before I head back down to Belize for the winter. My girlfriend asks me to her parents place for her birthday dinner. I say "sure baby. Glad to". Then I find out its for today and that I'm going to miss the game. I've thought of every possible excuse and I just can't get out of it. She's picking me up in 30 minutes.
I can't believe this???

Rich

To quote the wise Martin Lawrence in "Nothing to Lose":

""You know what your problem is? You don't have the respect of your woman. Man, that's what it is. Me, I got all that. I go home, my dinner's on the table. Bam, I don't wanna hear shyt, woman. And If I want lovin', if I'm in the mood, I get that too."

Just replace the dinner and loving with Patriots.

 

[Patriotic]

You winter in Belize and you're complaining?

 

[Aldogg]

Little advise. Try getting through dinner before you stick you tounge in her ear.

Its not even that.

The first girl was a psycho. She was controlling, we went out and she asked me to go back to her house to "chill." In her mind, "chilling" meant getting her to try to get me to knock her up. I laughed, so she pulled a knife on me and sliced part of my forearm (word of advice, that stuff you see in the movies about wrapping your sweatshirt around your arm to protect it, yeah, semi effective, not fully effective, and I ruined a 70 buck Pats hoodie.) So, I just go with the swim move and make the move for the door running for my life.

Girl two was another work of art. Walking through the mall, and she sees this atrocious 70 buck FUBU **** which I think is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. In the store next to it, they have the 2005 UNC Men's National Men's Basketball Champions T-Shirt. Guess what shirt I purchased? (hint, it had a Tar Heel on it.) So yeah, in public, I was called a 13 year old, told I had to grow up and all that other crap (as if a 190 lb white dude with glasses and long hair would look good in a thug shirt?)

Number three was the best. I pull off front row tix to a P-Bruins game right on the glass behind goal. We go to dinner, we go to the game. about 2 minutes before face off "Al, I gotta use the bathroom." So I am sitting there thinking "Cool." 5 minutes later, I get a text "Section 214." So, now I think its her playing a joke or something. I see my best friend in the hallway and he is like "Dogg, don't do something stupid" and I run up the stairs and see her sucking face with another dude.

SO yeah, I know to get through dinner before doing a move, well, as long as the girl is doing a move with me and not some other dude.