Ideas for ESPN sign?

[shmessy]

Eat
S#$?
Perenially
New York!

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Extra
Satisfying, to
Pound
New York

 

[The Brandon Five]

Actually, I think you should go with the standard Jets bashing. That would probably get you on TV.

Just
End
The
Season

How about:

Just
Eat
The
Snack

While the Pats play Football.

 

[TrueBeliever]

How 'bout

Every
Season
Patriots
DomiNate Jets

Not very clever, but best I could come up with at work. Maybe tonight I'll have something better.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Hey Rex...Kiss the Rings.

 

[woolster22]

Eat
Supersized
Portions
Numskull

 

[TomBradysHair]

Please make that into a sign

 

[N.Eman]

E verything
S aid
P ractically
N onesense

 

[billdog3484]

"No Fly Zone"

-just based on sanchez doing that stupid jet flying thing after TDs

 

[Haley]

Here's a couple more:

E mploying
S enial
P eople
N ow

E very
S ingle
P erson
N attering

 

[Wax Frog]

Egotistical
Shouting
Plumpness
Neutralized (neutered?)

 

[neuronet]

Egotistical
Shouting
Plumpness
Neutralized (neutered?)

That.
is.
Awesome!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Kinda lame, but you could do:

EVERY
SEASON
PATS
WIN

But, personally, I'd just ask one of life's more important questions:

GOT GRONK?

 

[Triumph]

Enjoying
Super
Patriot
Night

54 Thanks Tedy

 

[Patjew]

Everyone
Should
Poop
Nightly

(Go Pats)

 

[NovaScotiaPatsFan]

E this sign
S makes about
P as much sense
N as ESPN

This one gets my vote!

 

[Jackson 2]

E mpire
S tate
P rogramming
N etwork

 

[neuronet]

Lots of great creative ideas. I'll come up with the top five or six and make a poll in the next day or so.

 

[ATippett56]

How about the theme on the ongoing thread at PatsFans message board?

jEts
Suck
Public
Notice

 

[neuronet]

Here's some ideas...

Game Summary
Elephantine
Smokeblower
Pulverized by
New England
-----
NY Headline
Enlarded
Smack talker
Disappoints
New York
---------
Headline
Repulsive
Gasbag
Pulverized in
NE
----------
Headline:
Enormous
Swine
Put to pasture in
New England

----------------------
Hey Rex:
never
disrespect:
patriots nation
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Simple Math:
Jets
Defense
<<<
Patriots
Offense


Incidentally, I'm thinking of making a few signs, bring them up to hand out to people during tailgating. Does that sound lame or cool?