(Humor) ESPN to purchase Large Hadron Collidor for Patriots coverage

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Here are some photos of them building the world's largest microscope, which will be shipped to ESPN upon completion.

http://cdsweb.cern.ch/collection/Photos

According to sources, ESPN will paint it blue and silver, and lease it to CNNSI, FoxSports, and several other networks. The microscope has a built in sensor for any time Belichick grimaces, Brady snarls, or the the Patriots build a 14+ point lead.

 

[Stop Being A Jerk]

It's too bad the SSC was cancelled after billions were put into it. That would have dominated this thing...like 15 years ago. What a shame.