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How will the Cheatos* Cheat in the Super Bowl?

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Well, we all know the Denver Cheatos* have never won a legitimate Super Bowl. They only won* in the past by flagrantly cheating the salary gap. This is common knowledge. And so far this year, they’ve gotten to the Super Bowl by:

--Starting a QB with documented, well-sourced and ongoing use of HGH, among the banned substances he uses we’re aware of.

--Disabling the tablets and possibly other equipment used by opposing teams in their stadium.

--They maneuvered to get officials to ref the AFC Championship game who have ensured the Cheatos* win every game they’ve every covered for them…it’s up to 11-0 at this point, so weren’t even trying to be subtle. There has been countless talk of payoffs, but no hard proof yet, as they’ve been careful about it. The refs set the tone early—overlooking clear defensive interference by the Cheatos* and calling extremely questionable interference on the Patriots on both teams' first drives. Then they simply monitored the game from there on out, and were ready with their flags if need be.

--Of course, there has been a LOT of talk about many other shady things that go on there, but the NFL has longed turned a blind eye to their golden boy John Elway.

It’s all pretty sad, and makes me question whether I want to keep watching when one team is allowed to continually bend the rules and outright cheat over and over again. They have a built-advantage playing in that ridiculous air, which requires no skill, other than the ability of the players to actually stomach living in that hick town long enough to get used to it.

But anyway, sad. So again, what do you think? What will the Cheatos* do next?
 
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Hmmm..well, this amused me to write, so that's good, right? (*flop sweat*)

It struck me how close it is to what other fans actually say, to be honest.

But anyway, I'll see myself out.
 
It will be hard to do on a neutral field. Advantage Carolina.
 
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