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How do you watch the draft

I just can't sit around and watch it anymore....no patience. One of my friends used to host a poker game, so we'd play cards with the draft in the background. He hasn't done that in a few years. I'll find something else to do while listening to it....help my five year old build a City of Legos or something.

NFL network is far, far better than ESPN, to such a degree that I probably wouldn't watch the draft at all if it was exclusively on ESPN.
 
Well first I fill up the bath tub with hot fudge and have the 19 year old Vietnamese boy from across the street come over and shove a pair of woman's panties down my throat until I choke on them. After that I put on a pair of nipple tassels and spandex and flog myself in the front yard until the neighbors alert the authorities and the police arrive. I then flee the scene and go to a hidden book bag I have with a change of clothes in it. I put my Pats jersey on while a homeless guy named Cleet shaves my ass and then I head to the local ale house to watch the draft and eat some wings. Just your normal draft day routine.
 
Well first I fill up the bath tub with hot fudge and have the 19 year old Vietnamese boy from across the street come over and shove a pair of woman's panties down my throat until I choke on them. After that I put on a pair of nipple tassels and spandex and flog myself in the front yard until the neighbors alert the authorities and the police arrive. I then flee the scene and go to a hidden book bag I have with a change of clothes in it. I put my Pats jersey on while a homeless guy named Cleet shaves my ass and then I head to the local ale house to watch the draft and eat some wings. Just your normal draft day routine.
Too much detail there for that to be entirely made up. I'm going with the Vietnamese boy and the nipple tassels being true.
 
Too much detail there for that to be entirely made up. I'm going with the Vietnamese boy and the nipple tassels being true.
Did you just admit WHO there might be the boy ?
 
Did you just admit WHO there might be the boy ?
It's actually the guy that played "Shorty" in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. He lied to me and said he was 19. You know how young the Vietnamese look sometimes. It's like they don't age.
 
Did you just admit WHO there might be the boy ?
Saying "I'm going with the Vietnamese boy" might have been a poor choice of words on reflection.
 
It's actually the guy that played "Shorty" in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. He lied to me and said he was 19. You know how young the Vietnamese look sometimes. It's like they don't age.

The age is not the problem really, its the pretenders ( ladyboys )
 
Since the NFL Draft usually falls around my birthday, I usually have people over for the NFL Draft in my man cave. I have 2 big white boards that has a big board and prospect rankings and the draft order. My wife is buying 3 party pizzas which equals to about 70 slices of pizza, beer, and soda. We usually have 10-20 people that come for the draft. Cant wait for this draft!!
 
Stupid NFL. The draft would have kicked off tonight.
 
Since the NFL Draft usually falls around my birthday, I usually have people over for the NFL Draft in my man cave. I have 2 big white boards that has a big board and prospect rankings and the draft order. My wife is buying 3 party pizzas which equals to about 70 slices of pizza, beer, and soda. We usually have 10-20 people that come for the draft. Cant wait for this draft!!
Can I come? Sounds great...in a nerdy draft kinda way
 
Stupid NFL. The draft would have kicked off tonight.
Stupid Goodell. It was pushed back for some Rockettes Easter broadway deal, which got cancelled anyway so Radio City is sitting there empty tonight. Another blunder in a long line of mishandled scenarios.
Starting the draft on a Thurs. night is lame as well. At pick #29 around 11-12 I should be well into some frosties and coming up with excuses to the wife about not doing yardwork, not thinking about how I'm gonna be dragging ass at work tomorrow.
 
I usually sit around with a bunch of buddies, have some beers and a nice cigar or two. I always make top prospect lists throughout the college season, and usually spend a good portion of pre-draft time explaining to my friends who we'll draft.

I then clench my teeth and prepare to watch us pick players who weren't even under personal consideration: like Logan Mankins, Vollmer, Ben Watson, Harmon and Kevin O'Connell, among MANY others.

I did particularly enjoy the Meriweather, Mallett, Collins, Edelman, Brace (oops) and Wilfork selections, however.

All in all, I always leave the draft, (errr, my room?) excited. Even if I don't know all of our selections that well, I prepare to look up tape and get excited about everything I can; unless I'm holding a grudge because we didn't select my newest binky.
 
Since the NFL Draft usually falls around my birthday, I usually have people over for the NFL Draft in my man cave. I have 2 big white boards that has a big board and prospect rankings and the draft order. My wife is buying 3 party pizzas which equals to about 70 slices of pizza, beer, and soda. We usually have 10-20 people that come for the draft. Cant wait for this draft!!
Weird. I'm on this side of the pond and I usually go with fish and chips, ale and tea.
 
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