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How a Poster Farted in Our General Direction by Guy Smeltitdeltit
(snippets of forthcoming novel)
Chapter 1: A Foreshadowing
His mother, Lois, would call everyday and try to persuade him to find a way to daylight, and ask him again to pull his head out of Tom Brady's behind. She knew it was never the end of it, she knew who her son was...
Chapter 2: A Means to an End
John Boatlode O'Piffins held his breath and belief in Tom Brady's ******* for nearly 20 years to make himself singularly focused with a purpose to his life that he could not have made in a normal world...
Prologue: A World of Hurt
As the suns sets on a world free of greatness, John Boatlode O'Piffins takes a last breath in the colon of a legendary NFL memory...
(snippets of forthcoming novel)
Chapter 1: A Foreshadowing
His mother, Lois, would call everyday and try to persuade him to find a way to daylight, and ask him again to pull his head out of Tom Brady's behind. She knew it was never the end of it, she knew who her son was...
Chapter 2: A Means to an End
John Boatlode O'Piffins held his breath and belief in Tom Brady's ******* for nearly 20 years to make himself singularly focused with a purpose to his life that he could not have made in a normal world...
Prologue: A World of Hurt
As the suns sets on a world free of greatness, John Boatlode O'Piffins takes a last breath in the colon of a legendary NFL memory...