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Hey! If your looking for any last minute gift ideas for me,

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I have one. I'd like Roger Goodell, The Commissioner, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in New York with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a&$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s$&$ he is! Hallelujah! Holy s$&@! Where's the Tylenol
 
...you serious, Clark?
 
Wow.

That
was weird...

I actually was just casting about for last minute Gift Ideas for Brother Hornet...
 
"My husband was kidnapped by a large, bulging man in a blue leisure suit."

-Mrs Goodell
 
Sorry, can't photoshop

 
Wow.

That
was weird...

I actually was just casting about for last minute Gift Ideas for Brother Hornet...
I know of a last minute gift idea for you. "Christmas Vacation" on Blu-ray.
 
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