Heh ...

[Tunescribe]

“I thought there was no way to I'd be able to get my beach body back until Tom let me try Slimphoria Keto. I had resigned myself to the fact that it was only downhill from here, but with Slimphoria Keto that isn’t the case. I take Slimphoria Keto once in the morning and once at night, and I don't have to think about my figure all day. It's been my secret weapon now for 7 months, and I keep looking and feeling better and better every month. I can’t believe it.” - Charlize Theron

 

[Gwedd]

Bwahahahahahahaha...................

 

[Tunescribe]

Bwahahahahahahaha...................

Goodell finally found a way. After all this speculation over Tom's future, Gisele's previously unknown "massive weight-loss empire" causes the NFL to ban him.

 

[mgcolby]

Is this a satire article? Sorry I know nothing about the publication based on the URL and I have no desire to give it a click until I know what it is?

 

[PWRxWLF]

Is this a satire article? Sorry I know nothing about the publication based on the URL and I have no desire to give it a click until I know what it is?

I think this was posted awhile back. If it’s what I’m thinking of, it’s one of those incredibly long ads that presents itself as an article.

 

[DarrylS]

It's gonna be a long off season, but will fall for it...

Losing weight takes more than a pill... the article is a shameless promotion for the product disguised as a news article... ..

"Countless celebs admit they were able to avoid diet and exercise and lose as much as 37lbs in a single month using Slimphoria Keto."

 

[archstanton543]

Nice vague title to this thread....