Hah!! Patriots Super Bowl 46 Fight Song!!

[Off The Grid]

Our Beloved Patriots are in The Show!!

And though we're HUMBLE, you and I KNOW...

...that our O Line is now FAR stronger...

...allowing Brady to wait a bit longer...

...to make the plays and make the THROWS...

...that will decisively CRUSH our foes!!

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Not waiting all day, prayin' and hopin'...

...that Randy Moss will FINALLY get open...

Brady won't keep getting knocked on'is ASS...

...while desperately waiting to complete the PASS!!

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These Giants, we will mangle and MAIM...

...with our Screens, our Draws, and our Short Passing Game!!

And finally, at the end of this story...

Our Patriots will cover themselves in sweet GLORY!!! :rocker:

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Humbly Submitted...

~ Your Devoted Servant: Off The Grid

Worst Poet Ever

*It actually sounds pretty damned GOOD, chanted aloud!!

 

[Patradomous]

Sung to the tune of "oh come all ye faithful"

 

[Off The Grid]

8 Reasons We OWN These Guys + Win By 14!!

1 ~ Nick Kaczur is GONE. Sebastian The Cruel is LIGHT years better.

2 ~ Brian Waters VASTLY improves Right Guard.

3 ~ The rest of the line is excellent, and Logan Mankins is wiser.

4 ~ We're not focused on Randy: those 5 step drops KILLED us. No more.

5 ~ Rob "Everything He Hits, He DESTROYS" Gronkowski + Aaron The Navigator give our Offensive a dynamic LACK of Predictability that is LIGHT YEARS beyond the predicable "of COURSE they're going to pass!!" 2007 Offense that played RIGHT into the hands of the SMALL Giants Attack Defense.

6 ~ With Gronk, Waters, Vollmer, and Hernandez, we can RUN the ball. Down their THROATS. God HELP the Giants if they keep teeing off on us...On second thought: #$%& them.

7 ~ Spagnuolo's gone. That is IMMENSE. Dom Capers, Greg Williams, and Steve Spagnuolo provided fatal differences to 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls: Stalwart DC's with innovative schemes who took maximum advantage of their Opponents' not having much "Book" on them.

8 ~ Our 2007 "D" had a great Reputation, but was old and slow. Our 2011 D has NO reputation, save that of allegedly Historic Horribleness, but is young, fast, ferocious...and WILY.

34-20.