Garoppolo and Gisele became too friendly..

[Brady6]

An unnamed source stated that Tom Brady demanded Garoppolo be traded after he returned home early from getting a massaged by his best bro Alex and caught Gisele taking selfies in a Garoppolo jersey.

The unnamed source also says that since Kraft’s girlfriend is young enough to be his granddaughter he also feared Garoppolo would flash his dimples her way, which is why he mandated the Garoppolo trade.

Multiple sources stated Garoppolo’s lockerroom nickname was “Mr Steal Your Girl.”


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[HailHydra]

 

[JayNM]

Funny

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Why do I give this 50/50 odds it ends up as a scroll on BSPN attributed to "unnamed sources"???

 

[Haterproof]

Lawd have mercy! This is some straight Def Comedy Jam sh*t right now!

 

[PatsFan2]

B6 keep em coming Bro...Jimmy's nickname is Dimples Galore.

 

[Username]

I heard Bill demanded Tom be traded after Jimmy told Kraft that Alex said Martellus was medically sound. And they all hate their coach.

 

[TinhWoodhead]

Brady to Jimmy: Go far West, my friend!

 

[RobertWeathers]

LOL

That **** has happened.

See Eric Lindros and Rob Brind'amore

 

[NYPatsFan]

This is as well sourced as any ESPN report.

 

[Brady6]

@Galeb lighten up.. it was not a serious post.

 

[Clonamery]

@Galeb @Haterproof lighten up...

Well, you could tell at last year's Super Bowl that she wasn't fully supporting TB.

 

[YOUGOTMOSSED]

An unamed source stated that Tom Brady demanded Garoppolo be traded after he returned home early from getting a massaged by his best bro Alex and caught Gisele taking selfies in a Garoppolo jersey.

The unamed source also says that since Kraft’s girlfriend is young enough to be his granddaughter he also feared Garoppolo would flash his dimples her way, which is why he mandated the Garoppolo trade.

Multiple sources stated Garoppolo’s lockerroom nickname was “Mr Steal Your Girl.”


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Jesus effin Christ . . . "too"

 

[Tunescribe]

An unnamed source stated that Tom Brady demanded Garoppolo be traded after he returned home early from getting a massaged by his best bro Alex and caught Gisele taking selfies in a Garoppolo jersey.

The unamed source also says that since Kraft’s girlfriend is young enough to be his granddaughter he also feared Garoppolo would flash his dimples her way, which is why he mandated the Garoppolo trade.

Multiple sources stated Garoppolo’s lockerroom nickname was “Mr Steal Your Girl.”


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If you're going to attempt humor, try not to immediately self-destruct by misspelling the damn thread title. It's TOO friendly, not TO friendly. Sheesh.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Now it all makes sense

 

[Brady6]

Jesus effin Christ . . . "too"

If you're going to attempt humor, try not to immediately self-destruct by misspelling the damn thread title. It's TOO friendly, not TO friendly. Sheesh.

Thanks I corrected that. Oversight on my part.

 

[Tunescribe]

Thanks I corrected that. Oversight on my part.

While you're at it, an ellipsis comprises three dots, not two, separated by one space from the word.

 

[Brady6]

While you're at it, an ellipsis comprises three dots, not two, separated by one space from the word.

I am trying to get an ESPN column not a Pulitzer.

 

[Tunescribe]

I am trying to get an ESPN column not a pulitze.

Pulitzer!

 

[Brady6]

Pulitzer!

Tune you’re 98 years old I am 35 you have had 63 more years to get these things right