Forecast: lumbering load of beefy stupidity wafting in from the south

[Tunescribe]

Word is that the Jaguars are flying into T.F. Green Airport in Providence on a cargo plane. Coach Jack "Meat Head" Del Rio has his team overnighting Friday at the Acme Meat Locker transit terminal, after which they will be trucked in to Gillette Stadium on livestock rigs. Del Rio has requested that the temperature in the visitors' lockerroom be reduced to 35 degrees to ****** spoilage, and that feeding troughs be installed for a pre-game meal of milled oats and ground corn.

Asked about his offensive strategy vs. the 16-0 Patriots, Del Rio grunted, huffed, and responded, "We're just gonna moooooove the ball."

 

[SeymoreButts]

Word is that the Jaguars are flying into T.F. Green Airport in Providence on a cargo plane. Coach Jack "Meat Head" Del Rio has his team overnighting Friday at the Acme Meat Locker transit terminal, after which they will be trucked in to Gillette Stadium on livestock rigs. Del Rio has requested that the temperature in the visitors' lockerroom be reduced to 35 degrees to ****** spoilage, and that feeding troughs be installed for a pre-game meal of milled oats and ground corn.

Asked about his offensive strategy vs. the 16-0 Patriots, Del Rio grunted, huffed, and responded, "We're just gonna moooooove the ball."

Joe Jacoby, Russ Grimm, John Riggins and the rest of the Hogs really take offense to this characterization. Call them when you pull up to the slaughter house not when your still grazing in the field.

 

[Wax Frog]

Asked about his offensive strategy vs. the 16-0 Patriots, Del Rio grunted, huffed, and responded, "We're just gonna moooooove the ball."

"UGH! Me playoff coach! Me beat Brady with club! UGH!"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WyBCi6mqZaE

 

[RIVA Pats Fan]

Joe Jacoby, Russ Grimm, John Riggins and the rest of the Hogs really take offense to this characterization. Call them when you pull up to the slaughter house not when your still grazing in the field.

Riggins still will not give the Pats any credit down here in the DC area on his radio show. He ranked them as low as third in his power rankings (behind Indy and Jacksonville) and has been going on for a month now about how he thinks Jacksonville will be the AFC team.

 

[TheComeback]

Word is that the Jaguars are flying into T.F. Green Airport in Providence on a cargo plane. Coach Jack "Meat Head" Del Rio has his team overnighting Friday at the Acme Meat Locker transit terminal, after which they will be trucked in to Gillette Stadium on livestock rigs. Del Rio has requested that the temperature in the visitors' lockerroom be reduced to 35 degrees to ****** spoilage, and that feeding troughs be installed for a pre-game meal of milled oats and ground corn.

Asked about his offensive strategy vs. the 16-0 Patriots, Del Rio grunted, huffed, and responded, "We're just gonna moooooove the ball."

HAHAHA, great post. I hope the Jaguars get mauled.