Football Outsiders on BB's "secret weapon"

[ctpatsfan77]

It's their Scramble for the Ball column, in which hilarity often ensues.

All I'll say is that by the end of the first section, I was almost literally .

 

[patchick]

You know, everybody's quick to say "sure, it's all easy for a 50-foot beast with teeth the size of my femur," but it takes some serious skills to come up with the interception with only three toes on each hand. Props to the beast for field awareness and ball skills.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

You know, everybody's quick to say "sure, it's all easy for a 50-foot beast with teeth the size of my femur," but it takes some serious skills to come up with the interception with only three toes on each hand. Props to the beast for field awareness and ball skills.

Who knew Vollmer had a big brother?