Eye Witness to Sullivan Conditioning Test

[Bostonian1962]

My nephew's cousin's sister's son's dog was at the actual J. Sullivan's Conditioning Test, that he recently passed. I am told, here is how it went down:

My source tells me that he pulled a Rosie Ruiz, and hopped into the course mid-way through. He had his cousin, Jimmy "Loose Hips" Sullivan feign a heart attack over by the Blocking Dummies. BB, and others tended to him, and just at that point Jonathan crosses the finish line, gets down for push-ups yelling "ninety nine, ONE HUNDRED"! The Patriots brass turns around, stunned at his record time in the conditioning drill!

For the record, this dog is a GREAT source. He was house trained by two months of age, so this is solid info I'm forwarding.

 

[shmessy]

My nephew's cousin's sister's son's dog was at the actual J. Sullivan's Conditioning Test, that he recently passed. I am told, here is how it went down:

My source tells me that he pulled a Rosie Ruiz, and hopped into the course mid-way through. He had his cousin, Jimmy "Loose Hips" Sullivan feign a heart attack over by the Blocking Dummies. BB, and others tended to him, and just at that point Jonathan crosses the finish line, gets down for push-ups yelling "ninety nine, ONE HUNDRED"! The Patriots brass turns around, stunned at his record time in the conditioning drill!

For the record, this dog is a GREAT source. He was house trained by two months of age, so this is solid info I'm forwarding.

Does he know NEM?

 

[Brownfan80]

My nephew's cousin's sister's son's dog was at the actual J. Sullivan's Conditioning Test, that he recently passed. I am told, here is how it went down:

My source tells me that he pulled a Rosie Ruiz, and hopped into the course mid-way through. He had his cousin, Jimmy "Loose Hips" Sullivan feign a heart attack over by the Blocking Dummies. BB, and others tended to him, and just at that point Jonathan crosses the finish line, gets down for push-ups yelling "ninety nine, ONE HUNDRED"! The Patriots brass turns around, stunned at his record time in the conditioning drill!

For the record, this dog is a GREAT source. He was house trained by two months of age, so this is solid info I'm forwarding.

HOW could BB be so inperseptive?!?! I say cut him straight away and trade Deion Branch plus our next two #1s to the Jets for Mangini. And while we're at it, I'd like a second package deal that includes Seymour and Brady for Noodle Arm and whoever they have playing DE this season. I'm too lazy to look. Screw it.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

My nephew's cousin's sister's son's dog was at the actual J. Sullivan's Conditioning Test, that he recently passed. I am told, here is how it went down:

My source tells me that he pulled a Rosie Ruiz, and hopped into the course mid-way through. He had his cousin, Jimmy "Loose Hips" Sullivan feign a heart attack over by the Blocking Dummies. BB, and others tended to him, and just at that point Jonathan crosses the finish line, gets down for push-ups yelling "ninety nine, ONE HUNDRED"! The Patriots brass turns around, stunned at his record time in the conditioning drill!

For the record, this dog is a GREAT source. He was house trained by two months of age, so this is solid info I'm forwarding.

That must be Brian Griese's old circus dog that pushed him down the stairs.

 

[RayClay]

Finally, an eyewitness account!

 

[Welker83]

My dog Can't drive stick so he can't go check out practice for me..he's a great talent evaluator! Told me to draft the doberman with the harelip for my FF QB!

 

[Murphys95]

That must be Brian Griese's old circus dog that pushed him down the stairs.

LOL! Too funny.

 

[Bostonian1962]

Some very funny responses, but I don't know which of you were the funniest. Let me take a poll: Rover, Spot, and Lassie, get over here...........

 

[nummit]

HOW could BB be so inperseptive?!?! I say cut him straight away and trade Deion Branch plus our next two #1s to the Jets for Mangini. And while we're at it, I'd like a second package deal that includes Seymour and Brady for Noodle Arm and whoever they have playing DE this season. I'm too lazy to look. Screw it.

Could we also trade Dillon and Maroney for C. Martin?