[EDIT: Kinda NSFW] OT: SD Chargers field employee whittling during a game.

[Triumph]

Okay, it's probably because I am a chick and I am old, but I honestly thought the OP meant real whittling, with a knife and a piece of wood (no pun intended OMG), and I'm like, so what's the big problem? LOL.

POTY Deb

I wish that I could take credit for the term. My buddy who is an Atlanta fireman thought of it. Riding up high in the firetrucks you see what people are doing in their vehicles. For the record, thats not how we met and struck up a conversation either.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

You're in denial

 

[fair catch fryar]

The guy is djmb as hell for this, But he certainly must have balls the size of grapefruits. Im not dumb enough to do this, but im not ballsy enough to do it either

I go with "dumb as hell". This isn't anything I would equate to having "big balls",pretty pathetic and weak individual if you ask me. Why couldn't he just go use the bathroom before he came out onto the field to deflate his balls? According to the NFL, it should take no longer than 90 seconds to accomplish this on 11 balls, let alone 2.

 

[Bill Lee]

Have to entertain yourself somehow, and the product on the field sure as hell isn't doing it.

Apparently the cheerleader part of the on-field product is.

 

[Plunkett2Vataha]

Okay, it's probably because I am a chick and I am old, but I honestly thought the OP meant real whittling, with a knife and a piece of wood (no pun intended OMG), and I'm like, so what's the big problem? LOL.

You are not alone PatsDeb. I thought the exact same thing. I was trying to figure out how he got a knife past security when he arrived at the stadium.

 

[jah]

Sexual harassment is so hilarious, guys. Man stuff, amirite?

 

[Jangles]

Sexual harassment is so hilarious, guys. Man stuff, amirite?

Lol

 

[tasmlab]

I almost feel a little sympathy for this guy because his name is going to get out there, if it hasn't already. Going forward, whenever he applies for a job, his employer is going to do a search on him and find out he's "the masturbating security guard." This is going to follow him around for a long time. On the other hand, you kind of deserve what's coming (NPI) if you can't control your urges when you're in front of a stadium full of people, many of them with the ability to record your actions.

Poetic justice for a pretty stupid, vile act.

 

[Wax Frog]

I suppose I should be grateful that the OP didn't use the word scrimshawing. In retrospect that would have been nightmarish.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Hey, isn't "waxing the frog"...

 

[patsfan13]

Chocking the SD Chicken?

 

[Geezer Butler]

I love how this dude tries to play it off with the other hand grabbing the forearm. LOL I can picture him thinking "Yeah, this way I'm still in my security stance, no one will know!" He ended up giving himself a dutch rudder.

Also, If I was close enough to take this video I would have shamed that douche endlessly. Make a scene until the whole section is on him.

 

[JJC]

Tourette's?

 

[oldrover]

This thread reminds me of an old joke:

Doctor: "You really shouldn't be masturbating so much."

Patient: "What's the big deal?"

Doctor: "At least wait until after the examination's over."

 

[FCB02062]

Cmon, who hasn't jerked off in front of 60,000 people, cut him some slack....

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Lasted longer than the Chargers playoff runs.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

What a jerk off.

 

[Wax Frog]

Hey, isn't "waxing the frog"...

Shhh, don't tell anyone I used to be Wax Tadpole... OOPS!