**Dingleberry Casino** 2023 Draft Betting Thread (New Players Welcome)

[Dingleberry]

I will have results posted by mid week at the latest.

Then I will be disappearing for 3.5 months. Mid August will mark the beginning of Season 3 for us. Lots of cool betting options planned.

 

[Brotherblues]

10k
C. Gonzalez 10th or lower (hopefully to the Pats!) +200

I'll be counting every last dinglebuck so don't be trying to short change me bro

 

[Dingleberry]

I'll be counting every last dinglebuck so don't be trying to short change me bro

I will see that all your winnings are calculated correctly. It's the least I could do since you were so well behaved in the Casino.

I was told you requested Shirley Temples for your comped drinks. And the Casino ladies for hire tell me you paid premium dollars to just cuddle while dressed up as Little Bo Peep.

You may need some counseling, but you and your fetishes are welcome back anytime

 

[Dingleberry]

Results will be posted tomorrow night.

 

[Dingleberry]

Well, well, well. Brandon Cox, our defending 2022 Champion, decided to drag his nut sack across our faces in the draft contest. Well done. If you wouldn't mind, try some manscaping next time so we are not spitting out curlies for days.

Only 8 of us finished with any money left in our bank rolls! As advertised, 1st thru 5th place finishers won the following amounts added to their starting 2023 season bank roll. I have also decided to award 5k to the three bettors who did finish above bankrupt but did not place in the top 5. I am generous with fake money.



When next you hear from me three months from now, it will be time for the pre-season prop bets. I will provide all of you with a currently undetermined amount of Dinglebucks to bet on season Over/Under bets. These will include projected team wins and individual player season stats. These bets can add a large amount of extra betting capital for you heading into the playoffs.

To whet your appetites, here are the current team O/U odds. These will surely change between now and August, but an interesting look at the numbers you could bet on right now. Just not in my Casino. I am closing up shop for the summer!

See you all in August.



@Brandon_Cox @Brotherblues @JarOfMayo51 @FreeTedWilliams @patsfanfromoversea @Hyped @Steve102 @Froob @Chevy @pazrul72 @PatsFanInVa @everlong @Calhoun44 @borisman @Ford Prefect @PowerRunRevival @borg @sb1 @BaconGrundleCandy

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

Well, well, well. Brandon Cox, our defending 2022 Champion, decided to drag his nut sack across our faces in the draft contest. Well done. If you wouldn't mind, try some manscaping next time so we are not spitting out curlies for days.

Only 8 of us finished with any money left in our bank rolls! As advertised, 1st thru 5th place finishers won the following amounts added to their starting 2023 season bank roll. I have also decided to award 5k to the three bettors who did finish above bankrupt but did not place in the top 5. I am generous with fake money.



When next you hear from me three months from now, it will be time for the pre-season prop bets. I will provide all of you with a currently undetermined amount of Dinglebucks to bet on season Over/Under bets. These will include projected team wins and individual player season stats. These bets can add a large amount of extra betting capital for you heading into the playoffs.

To whet your appetites, here are the current team O/U odds. These will surely change between now and August, but an interesting look at the numbers you could bet on right now. Just not in my Casino. I am closing up shop for the summer!

See you all in August.



@Brandon_Cox @Brotherblues @JarOfMayo51 @FreeTedWilliams @patsfanfromoversea @Hyped @Steve102 @Froob @Chevy @pazrul72 @PatsFanInVa @everlong @Calhoun44 @borisman @Ford Prefect @PowerRunRevival @borg @sb1 @BaconGrundleCandy

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