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Complete this sentence : If Tom Brady wins me this Super Bowl..

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Have my wife rub her naked breasts all over the life size porcelain statute I have of him overlooking our bedroom. Too creepy?
 
... pop my 2008 Moet & Chandon.
 
Read this forum's reactions, read the Giants forum's reactions, read the Jets forum's reactions (but take pity on them because I've learned to hate Ravens and Giants fans more). Then I'll get bored, masturbate and go to sleep.
 
...put him above Larry Bird in my personal sports fan Pantheon.

Never thought it could happen but four rings......
 
...buy a pair of UGGS.

Seriously.
 
Tell all the giants fans they can kiss the rings and my ass!
 
say my sports life is complete!
 
...buy the DVD to watch it every weekend until the 2012 season starts.
 
... pop my 2008 Moet & Chandon.

Got a bottle in the office as we speak. Of course it's the last remaining bottle from our wedding, so I'd have to get past the wife with it first.
 
...Believe Tom has reached Keanu Reeves status. But not Jonny Utah status(Needs at least 5 for that)...
 
...Believe Tom has reached Keanu Reeves status. But not Jonny Utah status(Needs at least 5 for that)...
He had some good movies despite his apparent lack of talent (and Point Break wasn't one of them imho).

Bray wins because of his talent...I don't see the connection.
 
He had some good movies despite his apparent lack of talent

Watch your mouth, (Will Ferrell voice) "HE WON A OSCAR FOR BEST ACTOR EVER!!!"

(cannot find citation for best Actor ever Oscar award)

sarc/
 
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I will rub it in the face of the Giants fans I know who have been strutting about like they have already won.
 
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