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Elmo took time out of his busy schedule today to help counsel some Jets players after it became clear that they would most certainly miss the playoffs again this season. Elmo had these words of wisdom for the team " Maybe the fans should chant S-U-C-K, SUCK, SUCK,SUCK.
 
Well, it's not the Lombardi trophy, but that is a pretty sweet goldfish.
 


Elmo: Elmo likes carp and Jets because they're both bottom-feeders! Now tickle me!
 
Alright guys, let's see who our 2007 Quarterback will be, Elmo or Chad. Whoever has more arm strength wins. Elmo, you throw first.
 
This is the Jet's consolation trophy. They are so excited because that is as close as they will come to the Lombardi trophy and they know it. Elmo is the Master of Ceremonies and is making the presentation.
 
Goldfish says Coach Mangini looks the most like Telly...yeahhhh coach!!!

 
"Hello boys and girls. Today we have 'special' friends visiting for sing-a-long. With me are Coach Mangini, Chad Pennington, Lavernius Coles, and Ben Graham. They have come over from the New York Jets to lead us in that Kermit-the-Frog classic, 'It Isn't Easy Being Green'."
 


"You gave it your best shot, Eric. Now get me some coffee... Chad, I had Bert and Ernie break down some film, get with me tonight. The rest of you guys get some sleep..."
 
Elmo:
I ain't drinkin' it, you drink it, Fat Boy! (points to Magini)
 
Elmo: " You want Miami's for a lousy GOLD FISH !!!!!! They got me a date with Miss Piggy for the Patsies."
 
'That goldfish should be swimming in deep water like you guys and your teammates usually are by mid december'.
 
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