Caption this: Football wedding edition

[ctpatsfan77]

The QB is Joe Flacco, the center is his new wife.



How many penalties would you assess on this play?

 

[MoLewisrocks]

I've always had the nagging suspicion Flacco is a dim bulb. Guess this wasn't a case of opposites attracting...

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

The QB is Joe Flacco, the center is his new wife.



How many penalties would you assess on this play?

My two...

I see white people

Flacco celebrates diversity by trying out heterosexuality

 

[Frezo]

The QB is Joe Flacco, the center is his new wife.



Flacco: "Hey! Watch what I do with this bottle!"

 

[Uncle Rico]

Flacco: "Hey! Watch what I do with this bottle!"

Yikes!

On another note: Did they get married at a local school or something?

 

[Frick]

He is under center so it was not a shotgun marriage.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

He is under center so it was not a shotgun marriage.

:youtheman:

 

[Tunescribe]

These player-only workouts need to end ...:bricks:

 

[doesntmatter1]

Flacco: Putting your hands behind a center's butt is definitely not gay. See!

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Yikes!

On another note: Did they get married at a local school or something?

I was about to make the same comment. It's likely the back of the church in Jersey where they were married. The photographer should have paid Flacco for the free publicity he got from this wedding.....
Dana + Joe // Philadelphia and Fireworks » jasonprezant.com

 

[FirstAndGoal]

Yikes!

On another note: Did they get married at a local school or something?

It was the only place in Baltimore with grass. The high school fields never get used because most kids drop out before high school in Baltimore.

 

[Haley]

The QB is Joe Flacco, the center is his new wife.
How many penalties would you assess on this play?

Unnecessary Roughness
Illegal Contact
Illegal Use of Hands
Roughing the Snapper
and
Personal Foul

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Unnecessary Roughness
Illegal Contact
Illegal Use of Hands
Roughing the Snapper
and
Personal Foul

I think you forgot "Illegal Formation" (WTF is going on over on Flacco's left?) and "Unnatural Act"

 

[NEGoldenAge]

A whole new meaning for the "tuck rule".

 

[Haley]

WTF is going on over on Flacco's left?

Not sure but it looks like the guy farthest to Flacco's left is a mime. Despite the drink in hand, he has still found an invisible wall.

 

[Frick]

:youtheman:

Thanks for the compliment, but I'm not in your league yet. I'm on the taxi squad with no cab fare.

 

[patman12]

Mrs. Flacco takes one for the team.

 

[Gwedd]

I was gonna ask why Ray-Ray wasn't in the pic, but then I realized that no real players were there.

 

[Joker]

If that was Sanchez he'd be calling..

Jet date rape 17..! Jet date rape 17..!...hut......hut...*ooof*..gangpile at the 50 yard line

(I apologize if some find this post offensive...it's just that I find Sanchez's existence offensive and saw a chance to mock him derisively)

 

[NinjaZX6R]

If that was Sanchez he'd be calling..

Jet date rape 42! Jet date rape 42...hut......hut...*ooof*..gangpile at the 50 yard line

(I apologize if some find this post offensive...it's just that I find Sanchez's existence offensive and saw a chance to mock him derisively)

Big Ben likes and wants in....