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[ctpatsfan77]

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[BobDigital]

1) They see me rollin' ; they hatin'
2) No, I am this dog's designated blind seeing eye person.
3) That was a different dog that stole your treats last time. This dog has a hat and sunglasses. Duh!
4) No autographs please. Air Bud just wants to shop in peace!

All I got for now

 

[bbobbo]

"Honestly, officer, I didn't steal him--I rescued him from the Cleveland dog pound. His name is Barkevious Mingo."

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

"I don't care if he's your Seeing Eye Dude, you can't have a homeless man pushing you around the store". Edit: I now see I kinda stole @BobDigital 's thunder a bit.

 

[PatsDeb]

Yo, I just got back from the derby with my peeps and I'm lookin' forward to the start of training camp. Peace out.

 

[Galeb]

Even work dogs have days off.

 

[BobDigital]

"I don't care if he's your Seeing Eye Dude, you can't have a homeless man pushing you around the store". Edit: I now see I kinda stole @BobDigital 's thunder a bit.

I liked it People tell similar jokes all the time.

 

[JayNM]

Yes, he is a son of a *****. Don't ask

 

[PatsWSB47]

That man behind me? I don't know. It all started as a wart on my ass

 

[signbabybrady]

Freddy Kruger could of walked that dog in the stroller all day and no one would of bothered him but the dog had to wear his Pats gear and this really pissed everyone off so the cops were called. Only explanation.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

The dog is wearing a GRONK jersey, because of course he is.