Brady: “I Will Play Until I’m 98 And Get Sacked Into My Own Grave”

[dafoe2016]

Brady: “I Will Play Until I’m 98 And Get Sacked Into My Own Grave”

 

[Simpelton]

Not for the Patriots he won't.

But still you have to appreciate the attitude.

 

[bormio]

I guess Jimmy going to have a long wait.

 

[Todd Bradley]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

 

[PatsGuy]

Excellent! Beyond Geriatric football!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

To wit:

Some experts predict that Brady . . . might begin to tail off in his mid-70s.

“Oh, who am I kidding, no he won’t,” said one anonymous and very dejected-looking Jets scout.

 

[Nikolai]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

Doesn't make it any less believable...

 

[PatsFanSince74]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

Yes, of course, it is a humor page...but somehow I doubt that Ms. Bundchen fails to appreciate the humor.

 

[IllegalContact]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

wow.....had me there for a minute

 

[Biffins]

For god sake, stop making new threads with headlines from The Kicker. Doesn't everyone know The Kicker is satire, like The Onion. We have multiple threads of every The Kicker headline.

And it's the same guy dafoe2016 doing it. Maybe a buddy from the site?

 

[102 Pat]

Even though it's fake, the gameday thread all-stars will still spin it into their doom and gloom routine:

"I'm worried this might happen, I need to see more from Brady, is the Sox game on yet?"

 

[Todd Bradley]

wow.....had me there for a minute

Well good thing I was here for you then.

 

[Simpelton]

Awe I had my hopes up there. I mean it's clear someone was joking but I had hoped it was Brady rather than a hack satirist

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Brady: “I Will Play Until I’m 98 And Get Sacked Into My Own Grave”

Well, Lou Groza kept playing even when he had to have a teammate tie his shoelaces before the game...as long as Tom's still effective...

 

[RayClay]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

The Kicker is like the Onion, except for the funny. FIFW

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This site is satire in case anyone thought this was actually real.

The Kicker is like The Onion, just with sports.

Can't wait until people are asking you why you have the young Tom Brady picture for your avatar

 

[Todd Bradley]

Can't wait until people are asking you why you have the young Tom Brady picture for your avatar

They have.