I don't have the Globe, and my computer at home is slow as hell with a virus or something, but there has to be a Brady in there, if you want to call that 5-day or whatever a beard.
Off topic and I'm sure someone else has said it, but about your peeing on the Vikings, in light of last year's boat orgy, they may like it.
Riess' article on the beards was a fun read. I'm afraid I'm in the Stevenson/O'Callaghan category myself, thank goodness for my mustache, shaving there is an exercise in skin irritation. Of course I'm now getting the white streaks under the nostrils that make it look like I've got a runny nose - ick!