18 Peyton stories from The Onion

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A Look Back At The Career Of Peyton Manning: The Greatest Of All Time, Depending On Who You Ask, At Least Based On Passing Numbers

 

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Indianapolis Sports Reporter Pours His Little Heart Out In Peyton Manning Retirement Column

Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of Legacy

Peyton Manning Tirelessly Studying Footage Of Athletes Denying Allegations

 

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From the Onion?

Did it mention that when he dropped his onions in the women's face at Tennessee, reports are it wasn't big enough to make her eyes water?