Content Post JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[Uptown]

Amazingly Las Vegas has them at an over under of 5.5 wins - the Dolphins are at 3.5 so the Jets are going to have to work harder to suck if they want to be the worst team in football this season

Haha. I honestly think (health permitting) they’ll get around 6-7 wins. Unless some catastrophic (besides them being the jets) happens, I don’t see them being worse than Miami, AZ, Atlanta, Cleveland, Tennessee or Oakland.

 

[reflexblue]

Amazingly Las Vegas has them at an over under of 5.5 wins - the Dolphins are at 3.5 so the Jets are going to have to work harder to suck if they want to be the worst team in football this season

The jest don't have to work at sucking, its their natural state of being. They just have to be themselves

 

[The Gr8est]

Haha. I honestly think (health permitting) they’ll get around 6-7 wins. Unless some catastrophic (besides them being the jets) happens, I don’t see them being worse than Miami, AZ, Atlanta, Cleveland, Tennessee or Oakland.

I’m seeing the Commanders as a dark horse terrible team.

Then they could get the opportunity to correct their Daniels mistake.

They just need to break their habit of selecting talented, but frail players.

 

[Uptown]

I’m seeing the Commanders as a dark horse terrible team.

Then they could get the opportunity to correct their Daniels mistake.

They just need to break their habit of selecting talented, but frail players.

Yeah, it’s the perfect storm of a terrible OL, Daniels’ fragility, a bad defense & a tough division. I’ll reserve judgement due to Daniels’ immense talent (if healthy), but it doesn’t look promising.

 

[Tunescribe]

Note: due to an unforeseen complication (hand/elbow surgeries starting tomorrow), yours truly must postpone constructing the Jets Suck 2026 thread for what hopefully will be not be too long a period. I have a good theme brewing for this new season which will take some time and effort to put together. Until then, please continue posting in this thread all matters Jete suckage. Remember, some things never change: death, taxes, New Jersey Jete futility. Now and forevermore.

 

[jlu52]

Best wishes for successful surgeries and steady recovery, Tunes.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

A match made in hell.

Jets work out three kickers, including Justin Tucker

The Jets are desperate for a kicker.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[captain stone]

My fault this was demoted to page 2.

There, that's better.

 

[Gumby]

I somehow missed the Tunes going on sick call post. Mea culpa.

Gute Besserung @Tunescribe

Oh, and…..Jete Suck & Stank

 

[Mike the Brit]

I somehow missed the Tunes going on sick call post. Mea culpa.

Gute Besserung @Tunescribe

Oh, and…..Jete Suck & Stank

Yes, indeed. I think he can read but not type, so all best to him. (If only some other posters had that disability.)

 

[BTTA]

Official PatsFans press release: "Long time PatsFans star Tunescribe is out for a month or more following Tommy John surgery on his beloved typing arm. 20+ years of tracking Jests futility and poster misinformation has finally caught up to the highly appreciated veteran, who promises to come back stronger than ever and to assume his starting role before the first "clash" with the Jests in mid October. The entire fan base wishes him the best."

 

[Bill Lee]

Official PatsFans press release: "Long time PatsFans star Tunescribe is out for a month or more following Tommy John surgery on his beloved typing arm. 20+ years of tracking Jests futility and poster misinformation has finally caught up to the highly appreciated veteran, who promises to come back stronger than ever and to assume his starting role before the first "clash" with the Jests in mid October. The entire fan base wishes him the best."

PS: The Jete Suck!

 

[Gumby]

Official PatsFans press release: "Long time PatsFans star Tunescribe is out for a month or more following Tommy John surgery on his beloved typing arm. 20+ years of tracking Jests futility and poster misinformation has finally caught up to the highly appreciated veteran, who promises to come back stronger than ever and to assume his starting role before the first "clash" with the Jests in mid October. The entire fan base wishes him the best."

May I humbly suggest deer-antler spray?

 

[BTTA]

May I humbly suggest deer-antler spray?

Yes.

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

Here's to a quick recovery Tune.

And also, here's a parrot that's taking a **** on Jets fans.