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Who gets Tasered?

  • Borges

    Votes: 2 1.9%
  • Ditka

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • Goodell

    Votes: 6 5.6%
  • Mangini

    Votes: 10 9.3%
  • Mercury Morris

    Votes: 25 23.1%
  • Polian

    Votes: 11 10.2%
  • Shula

    Votes: 6 5.6%
  • Specter

    Votes: 15 13.9%
  • Tomase

    Votes: 16 14.8%
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    Votes: 16 14.8%

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They all deserve it I know, but if you could only Taser one of them, who would it be and why?
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

Hmmm....Gregg Easterbrook probably. At first, his vitriol was seen as way over the top and kind of a joke, but it seems that since no one put a stop to it, more people are accepting his garbage as fact.
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

Mike and Mike in the morning. I know it is 2, but they are connected together.
 
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They all deserve it I know, but if you could only Taser one of them, who would it be and why?

** NOTE TO BOARD MONITOR: CAN YOU PLEASE CORRECT SPELLING OF TASER IN THE TITLE. THIS IS IMPORTANT! ** THANKS
 
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i picked tomase. mangini was my other consideration. i was thinking mangini because it sounds like he started the whole spygate thing in the 1st place. and it just built and built into one giant and perhaps super bowl losing distraction. but i settled on tomase. i think his piece the day before on the rams pre-game taping is what put this team, especially the coaching staff, over the edge and got them off their game. not that i can prove that's just my hunch. i mean the day or night before a super bowl is sacred and to drop something like that on them was inexusable. and what sealed the deal for tasing tomase is that he's a home town reporter who up until this point hadn't really been a patriot hater. it was utter betrayal.
 
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** NOTE TO BOARD MONITOR: CAN YOU PLEASE CORRECT SPELLING OF TASER IN THE TITLE. THIS IS IMPORTANT! ** THANKS
yeah cause it looks like 'taste' to someone with dyslexia i'd bet haha
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

yeah cause it looks like 'taste' to someone with dyslexia i'd bet haha

i really wish we could edit thread titles because my typing stinks
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

Strahan, that gap-toothed, spongebob lookin, can't talk right Godd@m ******.

Stomp this!
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

yeah cause it looks like 'taste' to someone with dyslexia i'd bet haha

Yeah, I was originally thinking Newton had gone Broleback on us!
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

don't believe in the taser.
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

don't believe in the taser.

I think Newton Tom Cat was being quite reasonable. If I started this thread it would probably read If You Could Poison One Patriot Hater....
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

can't we run some speaker wire or something and hit them all?
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

Tomase.
A rat is worse than a jerk any day of the week.
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

Goodell by a landslide, but I won't say why or I might get tased.
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

What no Felger?
 
Re: If You Could Taset One Patriot Hater

I think Newton Tom Cat was being quite reasonable. If I started this thread it would probably read If You Could Poison One Patriot Hater....

Ummmm, they're human beings remember? Their kids might even peruse this board.
 
Goodell, he started it and made it bigger than it should have ever been.. no mercy on that corporate fool.. my guess is when history is written and we know the whole story, is that the tapes that the Pats gave to the NFL showed wide spread cheating across the board by many teams.. to preserve the "integrity" of the game, he had to destroy them all.

Goodell, in his rush to judgement, made a huge mistake and that is why he is so slow to react to Mattie Walsh, scum bag mother ****er..
 
Gotta go with Mercury Morris, at least for this season, probably not in the long term. His arguments for why the Pats would not have been better ( )
made no sense and hated them for his own hopes at lone immortality. He was simply annoying and bitter.

I'd like to see him freestyle whilst being tased.


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DON'T TASE ME BRO


(youtube that one)
 
Tomase
Specter
Goodell
In that order
 
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