The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[h0c2000]

Straight outta Anapolis.

 

[XLIX]

Prop bet for Over/Under is 4.5 wins. This guy has him beating all of at UVA, NC State, and at Duke.

That’s awfully generous considering they were 0-3 against those teams last year, one of which was a 42-19 shellacking against State.

 

[XLIX]

I wonder if Bill will play Funeral March at practices this time for their coming 2-10 season against that schedule.

Belichick is Salieri.

 

[sb1]

Straight outta Anapolis.

Bill really went from a coaching legend winning 6 Super Bowls to posing in goofy IG photos and being called a WAG by a 24 year old adult co-ed cheerleader

 

[sb1]

Gio Lopez's Experience at UNC Not Great Look for Belichick

The former Tar Heels' quarterback did not mince his words when discussing his experience in Chapel Hill last season.

www.si.com

At least Bill's coaching made the 33rd NFL team get lots of players drafted to the NFL lately amirite?

 

[sb1]

 

[h0c2000]

Were Bill and Linda ever married or were they just living in sin? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[sb1]

Were Bill and Linda ever married or were they just living in sin? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Never married

https://people.com/who-is-linda-holliday-bill-belichick-ex-girlfriend-11739606

She should keep Bill away from her daughters.

 

[sb1]

Funny how Bill always has to keep in kayfabe instead of being honest that the snub was a shock to him. And that would be understandable.

 

[sb1]

Oh no Bill I mean

 

[XLIX]

Oh no Bill I mean

Bill probably thought he could bully the kid into taking less money.

Everyone's a UFA, Bill. Every. Single. Year. (and coming out of high school) The days of playing contract chicken with the players until the players blink are over.

 

[h0c2000]

 

[sb1]

Florio: “Gio Lopez dropped deez nuts on Bill’s resume”

Bunch of h8rs….

 

[sb1]

Leave Billy alone!

 

[upstater1]

Gio Lopez's Experience at UNC Not Great Look for Belichick

The former Tar Heels' quarterback did not mince his words when discussing his experience in Chapel Hill last season.

www.si.com

At least Bill's coaching made the 33rd NFL team get lots of players drafted to the NFL lately amirite?

You know how stupid this is? Posting it is even more stupid.

To quote some scrubs parent who thinks he knows better than Belichick is idiocy beyond belief.

 

[h0c2000]

2026 college football coach rankings: Jon Sumrall, Brent Venables headline Power Four coaches ranked 68-26

CBS Sports experts have weighed in on the Power Four coaches ahead of the 2026 season

www.cbssports.com

One of the worst, if not worst, Power 4 head coach. 33rd NFL team and all.

 

[sb1]

2026 college football coach rankings: Jon Sumrall, Brent Venables headline Power Four coaches ranked 68-26

CBS Sports experts have weighed in on the Power Four coaches ahead of the 2026 season

www.cbssports.com

One of the worst, if not worst, Power 4 head coach. 33rd NFL team and all.

63. Bill Belichick, North Carolina​

This is a fascinating result to me. Bill Belichick not only drops nine spots in our rankings after a 4-8 debut with the Tar Heels last season, but he's the only other coach besides Stanford's Tavita Pritchard to receive last-place votes. He got three! That's right, the coach who won six Super Bowls finished behind a coach who has never been a head coach at any level and was only 13 years old when Belichick won his first Super Bowl with the Patriots. I genuinely don't question my fellow voters' rankings too much, but I have a very difficult time seeing the logic behind those decisions. 2025 rank: 54 (-9), High: 52, Low: 68



I take it the author didn’t watch UNC last season or the Patriots in 2023 if he has a difficult time seeing the logic of why these voters are not impressed with Bill. Not sure what 6 Super Bowls (all with the GOAT Tom Brady) have to do with how Bill’s team looks now.

 

[XLIX]

You know how stupid this is? Posting it is even more stupid.

To quote some scrubs parent who thinks he knows better than Belichick is idiocy beyond belief.

Belichick now coaches in a League where the “scrubs parents” are often more powerful than he is.

So congratulations to Bill on being the smartest guy in the room. Of course, the room is empty because all his players left to go elsewhere.

 

[h0c2000]

Not even 10 seconds in the excuses start.

 

[sb1]

Bill has turned into quite the excuse maker since he shoved Brady out the door in NE.

And if a bowl appearance in 2024 is "base camp" then what was last season? Mariana trench?