I was just trying to have little fun...Obviously he can not say much.
We have heard it all before including BB's favorite
-"We just did not make enough plays"
- I have to do a better job of coaching"
-"Have to look at the film"
-We are focusing on Miami, they are a great team and we will have to play our best to be competitive"
To be fair, this is also a task of the journalists. Sports journalists are the absolute worst at questions. "buhhhhh welp um, how did the loss feel? How did Dwakey-Dwake do? Mum mum me have cookies now?" - truly braindead questioning.
For example:
"When a defense is choosing to give you zone all day, as the Raiders played man for only a single snap, and you're struggling to take advantage of it, what are you doing in that moment - as head coach - to overcome that hurdle?"
"With your first game in the rearview, how differently did your role play out today than your time in Tennessee? Do you find yourself having to pay more attention to any side of the ball? Were you more hands off or did you feel like you were in constant dialogue with your playcallers?" (If i'm a good journalist, I do research into his time in Tenn., watch games to see if his mannerisms were different, and offer concrete examples, study OSU tape/articles/interviews)
"What is the expectation for such a fresh roster to intake half-time adjustments? Do you have to limit the scope of those adjustments? The number of adjustments? What's the process for that?" (Again, i'd want to research into his time at Tenn to see how consistently those teams adjusted at half, take note of age of roster/QB experience, and have a chance at being more specific here)
"In your experience as a player on the defensive side of the ball, what goes through your head when your opponent is doing alright with pass-blocking, but struggling with run blocking? Does it change your technique? Are you more likely to tee-off on specific tells? How do you leverage that knowledge as a coach? And what does that mean for this week of practice?" (Scour old interview tape from him as a player, look at his tape from OSU, and more)
I dunno. I get you typically can only get one question. May as well dedicate a week of study to asking the right question. Work on making question succinct.