The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[signbabybrady]

He's made himself a national laughingstock. It's sad really.

I bet the ratings will be pretty good Monday

 

[Bill Lee]

I bet the ratings will be pretty good Monday

Yeah, people love rubbernecking a good car wreck.

Over/under on Bunny sightings?

 

[zydecochris]

Mozart's music teacher was more important to music and ought to get more credit than Mozart himself. Amirite?
#TeamBillLogic

In this analogy Mozart actually is BB since what Mozart mostly did was write the music onto paper then pick and conduct the members of the orchestra.

I know I shouldn't respond, and this is a football forum, not music, but....although I firmly believe that TB is the GOAT, and BB at his peak was the greatest NFL coach of all time, can we stop comparing either one of them to Mozart, the type of society-transforming genius that only comes around every century or two?

It was Mozart's Dad who originally "taught" him music once he realized his son's genius. But by age 4, Mozart was composing his first sonata. By age 6 he was already an acclaimed prodigy touring Europe, dazzling audiences with his harpsichord mastery. By age 8 he and his older sister gave famous grand concerts where they played only symphonies composed by Mozart (!).

So, pretty please, can we stop using Mozart for the BB/TB argument? It is making my head hurt.

 

[XLIX]

UNC did not pay 50M for this season.

What part of "at some point in his UNC career" did you not understand?

The first 3 years are fully guaranteed, but if BB leaves after 2 years ( I believe that he will be offered an NFL job) he breaches the contact thereby receiving just 20M.

It is a 5 year, $50 million contract. Yes Belichick has a buyout but UNC isn't paying the guy $10 million a year to go 8-4 or 9-3 the whole time.

 

[Triumph]

What part of "at some point in his UNC career" did you not understand?

The part where you keep crowing about 50 million and BB taking UNC to the Fenway Bowl.

It is a 5 year, $50 million contract.

Or, 10 million per year.

10 million and the Fenway Bowl has a nice ring to it for year 1.

BB has to remain at UNC for 5 years to see the 50 million. So, BB has 5 years to reach a prominent bowl, but Stevie will be the UNC HC by then.

Yes Belichick has a buyout but UNC isn't paying the guy $10 million a year to go 8-4 or 9-3 the whole time.

His job is to change the culture of the UNC football program and reach the best bowl possible. Like Indiana has.

Some NFL owner will hire him and it might even be the Bills owner if McDermott keeps choking Josh Allen's career away.

 

[Jackson 2]

The usual thing a serial sugar daddy does in this situation is replace her with a younger trollop before those things happen.

I mean if this age difference isn't enough to deter him, why not go for a younger hotter one after this one gets a few more miles on her?

Sure this one mysteriously has over $8M in real estate, but when he's sitting on the horde he got from Kraft over a 20 year period, the Subway ads, the media stuff, and now with UNC giving him $10M/year, he can afford the next one too.

There's gotta be another college-aged girl out there who has a taste for the finer things and is comfortable with the cover story of being a personal aide and public relations expert, there's a new crop every year.

Your reference to his partner as a "college-aged girl" is an inaccurate cheap shot. But, your other description of her as a "trollop" is pretty disgusting. You should probably check the definitions of terms your ignorant of before you use them. But I' m guessing in your case that type of advice will fall on deaf ears.

 

[Tunescribe]

Over/under on Bunny sightings?

I was just wondering about that. She's sure to be somewhere easily spotted and garishly decked out in UNC colors.

 

[XLIX]

The part where you keep crowing about 50 million and BB taking UNC to the Fenway Bowl.

Well I don't know how to further dumb it down to your level.

I am confident that everyone else in here understands my statement, even though they may disagree. Anything less than the playoffs at some point in Belichick's tenure in Chapel Hill is a complete, abysmal failure.

Or, 10 million per year.

10 million and the Fenway Bowl has a nice ring to it for year 1.

They made the Fenway Bowl last year and the coach got **** canned.

But go ahead.... keep lowering expectations.... you know he's going to fail so you need to act like 7-5 would be a terrific year

BB has to remain at UNC for 5 years to see the 50 million. So, BB has 5 years to reach a prominent bowl, but Stevie will be the UNC HC by then.

If he fails at UNC and then bails out of his contract then he's an even bigger ****y and a bigger failure than if he stayed the entire 5 years and didn't make the playoffs.

And if you think Bill can screw over UNC and then they hire Stevie to take over, you're a moron. If Bill leaves under bad conditions, they'll get rid of Stevie and buy him out with the money originally earmarked for Bill.

His job is to change the culture of the UNC football program and reach the best bowl possible. Like Indiana has.

Yes, and Indiana made the playoffs last year.

 

[Triumph]

Well I don't know how to further dumb it down to your level.

I've done all that I can to explain BBs contract details to you.

You will just return to the 50 million every time.

I am confident that everyone else in here understands my statement, even though they may disagree. Anything less than the playoffs at some point in Belichick's tenure in Chapel Hill is a complete, abysmal failure.

There was not a vote that I am aware of electing you as spokesperson for this board.

You represent all the mouth breathers who are just as stupid as you are.

They made the Fenway Bowl last year and the coach got **** canned.

2 UNC coaches were fired last season Rain Man.

Freddie Kitchens was the interim HC after Mack Brown got the axe after 6 seasons and only 1 bowl win.

But go ahead.... keep lowering expectations.... you know he's going to fail so you need to act like 7-5 would be a terrific year

UNC could very well start 4 - 0. TCU would be a good win for UNC.

A terrific season would be one where UNC upsets a Virginia, Syracuse or Clemson or at least plays them very tough. Beating Duke and then making it to a decent bowl and winning. Basically, UNC wants to be in the National football conversation like Clemson or Stanford a few years ago.

If he fails at UNC and then bails out of his contract then he's an even bigger ****y and a bigger failure than if he stayed the entire 5 years and didn't make the playoffs.

Why would BB leave UNC on bad terms when Stevie could take over as a HC?

Do ever think these idiotic theories through?

And if you think Bill can screw over UNC and then they hire Stevie to take over, you're a moron.

That's just it, only you are your constituents believe that one.

If Bill leaves under bad conditions, they'll get rid of Stevie and buy him out with the money originally earmarked for Bill.

You just come up with one stupid scenario after another.

Yes, and Indiana made the playoffs last year.

Thats why I used them as an example.

Indiana is an obscure program who has turned their football program around competing with the powerhouses.

 

[lancerman]

I have no clue what this has to do with Bill?

It is not uncommon for the football coach of the top state school in a state to be one of the highest paid government employees. They are paid with tax dollars. It's not something all tax payers are on board to begin with. But in this case,

Bill Belichick because of his contract being so extreme for that school is the highest paid state employee in North Carolina history. The spectacle of what is going on before the season needs to not reflect the football program itself. Because if the team is mid and Bill is bringing everyone surrounding the school bad publicity, there is an extra level of scrutiny that tax payers will be mad that their money is being pissed away on this guy and the pressure will be greater.

If Kraft pays a coach a stupid amount of money and they flop, people aren't evaluating based off wasteful government spending. It's just Kraft making a bad bet. For NC, there's a lot of eyes on the highest paid state employee in history and if he's a positive to their football program or an embarrassment to everyone.

People in this sub, especially a lot of heavily pro Belichick people have often had serious issues with the idea of a tax payer funded football stadium. Well Bill Belichick is a tax payer funded football coach. He's also got a top 5 college coach salary and he's the only one that isn't at a powerhouse (Georgia, Ohio, Clemson). So there is going to be a lot of eyeballs on this bet they made with tax payer money

 

[Bill Lee]

If Kraft pays a coach a stupid amount of money and they flop, people aren't evaluating based off wasteful government spending. It's just Kraft making a bad bet. For NC, there's a lot of eyes on the highest paid state employee in history and if he's a positive to their football program or an embarrassment to everyone.

This is what not being obtuse looks like. There's a long history of grifters taking advantage of taxpayers. Will this be how this era of UNC Football be remembered? We shall see. The problem is by taking the kind of money a powerhouse pays its coach, the fans now expect to get a powerhouse in return. A trip to Fenway won't be good enough.

 

[XLIX]

I've done all that I can to explain BBs contract details to you.

You will just return to the 50 million every time.

Maybe that’s because that’s how much the contract is worth, dipshit. Yes, Belichick can exercise an out but UNC made a $50 million commitment to the man. They don't have an "out" beyond paying the $50 million off in full.

Schools don’t go and offer $50 million to bring on a guy they hope will go 8-4 and to the Fenway Bowl. That's what the last guy did, and he got fired. Yes, Belichick will get the usual grace period his first year but if his UNC career maxes out with trips to Landsdowne Street, then he is an abysmal failure.

There was not a vote that I am aware of electing you as spokesperson for this board.

You represent all the mouth breathers who are just as stupid as you are.

I dumbed my statement down as much as I could and, by your own admission, you still couldn’t understand it.

I am so far above you that I literally am incapable of knowing what it is like to be as stupid as you are.

Why would BB leave UNC on bad terms when Stevie could take over as a HC?

When has Bill Belichick ever not left a job on bad terms? 1991? Do you ever think your idiocy through??

He will dump UNC in a heartbeat if the NFL comes calling - or for any one of a thousand other reasons. You think UNC will be happy if that happens? You think they’ll happily transition to Belichick’s son if Bill leaves them high and dry?

Do ever think these idiotic theories through?

Like I said…. I am so far above you that you aren’t even smart enough to understand how far above you I am.

 

[Huckleberry1]

Your reference to his partner as a "college-aged girl" is an inaccurate cheap shot. But, your other description of her as a "trollop" is pretty disgusting. You should probably check the definitions of terms your ignorant of before you use them. But I' m guessing in your case that type of advice will fall on deaf ears.

How about grifter?

 

[h0c2000]

How about grifter?

Since Bunny was 22 when they started hooking up, I'll allow college-aged girlfriend. I'd also allow recent college dropout.

 

[Triumph]

Maybe that’s because that’s how much the contract is worth, dipshit. Yes, Belichick can exercise an out but UNC made a $50 million commitment to the man. They don't have an "out" beyond paying the $50 million off in full.

Schools don’t go and offer $50 million to bring on a guy they hope will go 8-4 and to the Fenway Bowl. That's what the last guy did, and he got fired. Yes, Belichick will get the usual grace period his first year but if his UNC career maxes out with trips to Landsdowne Street, then he is an abysmal failure.

I dumbed my statement down as much as I could and, by your own admission, you still couldn’t understand it.

I am so far above you that I literally am incapable of knowing what it is like to be as stupid as you are.

When has Bill Belichick ever not left a job on bad terms? 1991? Do you ever think your idiocy through??

He will dump UNC in a heartbeat if the NFL comes calling - or for any one of a thousand other reasons. You think UNC will be happy if that happens? You think they’ll happily transition to Belichick’s son if Bill leaves them high and dry?


Like I said…. I am so far above you that you aren’t even smart enough to understand how far above you I am. I'm fully aware that you're an idiot.

I just watched Dave Portnoy foaming at the mouth like a crazed rabid dog who bites anyone with Ohio State Buckeyes gear on.

He made a complete fool out of himself on national tv. Reminded of you and your half baked left field theories about Belichick.

Oh yeah, you're a real genius.

 

[XLIX]

I just watched Dave Portnoy foaming at the mouth like a crazed rabid dog who bites anyone with Ohio State Buckeyes gear on.

He made a complete fool out of himself on national tv. Reminded of you and your half baked left field theories about Belichick.

What theories are you talking about? All I've said is that if Belichick doesn't make the playoffs in his tenure at UNC, he's a failure.

Go ahead, moron. Tell everyone I'm wrong. Tell everyone that 5 years of Fenway Bowl and Belk Bowl is perfectly fine.

 

[Grogan14]

I hope UNC loses every game they play this year
Bill is fired midway through the season
Bill breaks up with Bunny before the end of the year
UNC sues Bill for breach of contract
Bill and Bunny are greedy phony hypocrites
Bunny gains 100 pounds

Believe it or not I was a huge BB fan until the Brady separation. He got way too big for his britches, the humility disappeared and he morphed into a narcissistic hypocrite who thought he was bigger than the team.

Pride cometh before the fall

He helped to make the franchise but then destroyed it

 

[Huckleberry1]

Since Bunny was 22 when they started hooking up, I'll allow college-aged girlfriend. I'd also allow recent college dropout.

Thanks dad. Can I stay out late tonight?

 

[Huckleberry1]

This is what not being obtuse looks like. There's a long history of grifters taking advantage of taxpayers. Will this be how this era of UNC Football be remembered? We shall see. The problem is by taking the kind of money a powerhouse pays its coach, the fans now expect to get a powerhouse in return. A trip to Fenway won't be good enough.

All will be forgiven if he turns them into a football powerhouse. However, if he fails where Saban succeeded, going from pro to college coach and winning multiple championships, it will definitely tarnish his legacy.

 

[signbabybrady]

I hope UNC loses every game they play this year
Bill is fired midway through the season
Bill breaks up with Bunny before the end of the year
UNC sues Bill for breach of contract
Bill and Bunny are greedy phony hypocrites
Bunny gains 100 pounds

Believe it or not I was a huge BB fan until the Brady separation. He got way too big for his britches, the humility disappeared and he morphed into a narcissistic hypocrite who thought he was bigger than the team.

Pride cometh before the fall

He helped to make the franchise but then destroyed it

@Bill Lee

I'm I allowed to say this guy hates Bill?