OT: Usher is this year's Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

[sb1]

Perfect theme song for the smurf hitting another defender right in the hands and the ball hitting the turf.

But I mean he went 2-0 last year so who am I to question that….

 

[Bruins29]

Wait. How is Zappy becoming a topic of the “halftime show”thread and the “Mac it” thread?

Is this the zappy fourm ?

 

[BadMoFo]

I want some heavy metal halftime show is that too much to ask?

I want some heavy metal halftime show is that too much to ask?

Like who?

 

[sb1]

Wait. How is Zappy becoming a topic of the “halftime show”thread and the “Mac it” thread?

Is this the zappy fourm ?

Ask Triumph. He can dish it out about Mac but he can’t take it about his hero Zappy. Not sure why. The Zapster is awesome. 2-0 last season….

 

[BadMoFo]

Just announced a bit ago, apparently:

Good performer. But watch out for the herpes.

 

[Guts]

Like who?

Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
GoatWhore

 

[Patsfan1958]

GoatWhore

Isn't that Irina Shayk?

 

[Kontradiction]

Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
GoatWhore

Any of those will get the women moist.

 

[sb1]

Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
GoatWhore

Bring back some Napalm Death

 

[Guts]

Bring back some Napalm Death

 

[Chevy]

So some guy escorting elites to their over-priced suites is going to entertain us?

I second the Weird Al nomination. It's like getting 30 entertainers in 1.

 

[Chevy]

They should have brought in a large crane to drop Lizzo into the stadium at halftime. If I ran the NFL, I’d tell her that the contract was contingent upon not lip synching. She would need to actually sing so the audience can hear how out of breath she is.

Do a duo - Lizzo and Richard Simmons!

 

[Chevy]

Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
GoatWhore

GWAR

 

[Guts]

Any of those will get the women moist.

This one would for sure

 

[Patsfan1958]

They could always get these guys...

 

[BadMoFo]

Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
GoatWhore

 

[TheRainMaker]

Taylor Swift should’ve been the first call, as she is the it girl in all of music right now.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Taylor Swift may change her mind ... now that she is knob slobbing Kelce.

 

[Guts]

Taylor Swift should’ve been the first call, as she is the it girl in all of music right now.

God no
Look how cringey the NFL page is on social media meat riding that relationship.

 

[Triumph]

Perfect theme song for the smurf hitting another defender right in the hands and the ball hitting the turf.

But I mean he went 2-0 last year so who am I to question that….

Kids love clowns.