Robert Kraft Marries Longtime Girlfriend in Surprise Ceremony

[archstanton543]

Interesting Brady was there after no showing his 80th birthday.

Well good for the couple I guess.

He didn't have to drag his soon-to-be ex-wife there.

 

[VectorPrime]

She is 48 and Jonathan is 58.

Well technically he did follow the “half your age plus 7” rule.

 

[venecol]

There really was no reason to share them all… Felt pretty inappropriate. It’s one thing to say “people are roasting them on Twitter lol” and another thing to screenshot 20 nasty tweets and post them all. I don’t think anyone is here seeking that.

Ross there were 100s. I just shared the first ones. I don't understand what the issue is anyway. What exactly are we doing here? Building Fantasy Island? A place where everything is nice, beautiful, and your wishes come true? A place where fans and homers are protected by the realities of the cruel world? This is such nonsense.

Look, I don't really care what Kraft does. I didn't care when he went down to FL and was driven to a strip mall in a Bentley to get a hand job from an Asian sex worker. I didn't care when he went back the very next day in a different Bentley to get a hand job & blowjob from two Asian sex workers before flying to KC for the AFCCG. Good for him. I'm glad the lil blue pills are working. Of course having all of this recorded by the Jupiter popo wasn't part of the plan. Jupiter busted 100 men that went to that strip mall paradise, Mr. Kraft included. So, is it a shock that he's getting roasted on twitter? Hell no. But here at Patsfans Safe Space: we are all safe from the mean & cruel real world because our crack team will cleanse it.

Whatever.

 

[Dingleberry]

Ross there were 100s. I just shared the first ones. I don't understand what the issue is anyway. What exactly are we doing here? Building Fantasy Island? A place where everything is nice, beautiful, and your wishes come true? A place where fans and homers are protected by the realities of the cruel world? This is such nonsense.

Look, I don't really care what Kraft does. I didn't care when he went down to FL and was driven to a strip mall in a Bentley to get a hand job from an Asian sex worker. I didn't care when he went back the very next day in a different Bentley to get a hand job & blowjob from two Asian sex workers before flying to KC for the AFCCG. Good for him. I'm glad the lil blue pills are working. Of course having all of this recorded by the Jupiter popo wasn't part of the plan. Jupiter busted 100 men that went to that strip mall paradise, Mr. Kraft included. So, is it a shock that he's getting roasted on twitter? Hell no. But here at Patsfans Safe Space: we are all safe from the mean & cruel real world because our crack team will cleanse it.

Whatever.

Stop trying to bring humor into this serious topic...to a serious football message board no less.

I will never desert my post defending a billionaire who has no clue who I am. I am a Patriot fan. I know Patriots fans. You, sir, can not be a Patriots fan.


Ow, shyt! I just dislocated my shoulder patting myself on the back. I may have to pay for hand jobs for a while.

 

[Ross12]

Ross there were 100s. I just shared the first ones. I don't understand what the issue is anyway. What exactly are we doing here? Building Fantasy Island? A place where everything is nice, beautiful, and your wishes come true? A place where fans and homers are protected by the realities of the cruel world? This is such nonsense.

Look, I don't really care what Kraft does. I didn't care when he went down to FL and was driven to a strip mall in a Bentley to get a hand job from an Asian sex worker. I didn't care when he went back the very next day in a different Bentley to get a hand job & blowjob from two Asian sex workers before flying to KC for the AFCCG. Good for him. I'm glad the lil blue pills are working. Of course having all of this recorded by the Jupiter popo wasn't part of the plan. Jupiter busted 100 men that went to that strip mall paradise, Mr. Kraft included. So, is it a shock that he's getting roasted on twitter? Hell no. But here at Patsfans Safe Space: we are all safe from the mean & cruel real world because our crack team will cleanse it.

Whatever.

You’re really stretching it. Like I said, it’s fine to say he’s getting roasted, but it’s bizarre to share a huge batch of roasts from people. It seems to me to be intended to upset people (which, surprise, it did.)

There’s a huge gulf between “Fantasy Island” as you describe it and posting a ton of roasts from Twitter.

 

[farn]

While some of you are dissing the people making fun of the situation, I’d say it’s not out of reason to suggest that if BK was just a regular Joe this would never have happened.

On his own merits, as a person, without the tremendous wealth, I’d be shocked if a women under 50 would want to be with him.

It’s a bit sad for BK. I wish his first wife had been able to outlive him. She seemed like a winner.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Met Bob & his wife Myra at Smithfield training camp. Nice people. Wish him well.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Well technically he did follow the “half your age plus 7” rule.

Don't worry, Clarence Thomas is on top if this and is working on his opinion as we speak.

 

[Patsgofor4]

Do they look a bit ridiculous together? Sure. Would it make me uncomfortable if it were my dad? Probably.

Ultimately, though, as long as they truly enjoy spending time together and each adds a joy to the other’s life that was absent before that became a couple, why should anybody care?

Also, while she is nearly half his age, she is also a highly intelligent, accomplished woman in her own right, not some gold-digging bimbo. Ophthalmology is and has always been an extremely competitive specialty coming out of medical school, because of a combination of excellent quality of life and high pay. A student has to be at the top of his/her class in medical school in order to he chosen for one of the relatively limited residency spots around the country.

In summary, the public and media should all STFU and let them be happy.

 

[Bill Lee]

So why post them?? As Pats fans we are very fortunate to have an owner like Mr. Kraft on many different levels.

"venecol" is a troll-bot created by @Ian to provide extra test coverage of his "ignore user" and "mute" code.

So far, use of "ignore user" and "mute" have gone up by 50% just based on this one bot.

Also, men have noticed an increase in the "freshness" of the women in their lives, so it's all good.

 

[venecol]

Stop trying to bring humor into this serious topic...to a serious football message board no less.

I will never desert my post defending a billionaire who has no clue who I am. I am a Patriot fan. I know Patriots fans. You, sir, can not be a Patriots fan.


Ow, shyt! I just dislocated my shoulder patting myself on the back. I may have to pay for hand jobs for a while.

You sir are a rEaL pAtS fAn.

 

[RIpats88]

Interesting to see Brady there after he skipped rkks 80th. maybe he and RKK patched up their problems.

Or it was Giselle pushing him not to go

 

[Bill Lee]

Interesting to see Brady there after he skipped rkks 80th. maybe he and RKK patched up their problems.

Or it was Giselle pushing him not to go

Maybe Brady was picking up some pointers from an older man on how to land a younger woman...

Maybe they were doing the math together: (45/2)+7...

 

[venecol]

"venecol" is a troll-bot created by @Ian to provide extra test coverage of his "ignore user" and "mute" code.

So far, use of "ignore user" and "mute" have gone up by 50% just based on this one bot.

Also, men have noticed an increase in the "freshness" of the women in their lives, so it's all good.

I present to you: Bill Lee

 

[Bill Lee]

I present to you: Bill Lee

Says the guy who posted all kinds of anti-Kraft troll gossip on the day of his wedding...

Therefore:

I present to you: venecol, king of gossip and remover of feminine crotch rot!

 

[Mike the Brit]

Honeymooning in Cleveland? That would be a first.

 

[Bill Lee]

Honeymooning in Cleveland? That would be a first.

Indeed. That city is often known as "the mistake by the lake". Might want to hold off on that honeymoon, Bob.

 

[NG Pats Fan]

Agree. I was just thinking how Bill felt about several of his players being at this event on FRI night in NYC w/ walk throughs & travel to CLE on SAT & a game on SUN.

I mean, they're blowing out CLE anyway but Bill's "no days off" mantra, has it changed?

Well one of the patriots starting offensive players was at my club for the concert last night until 2 am so I highly doubt he sets a curfew

 

[venecol]

Interesting to see Brady there after he skipped rkks 80th. maybe he and RKK patched up their problems.

Or it was Giselle pushing him not to go

The real question is why weren't Bill and Linda there?

 

[Kontradiction]

Excellent work here, @Dingleberry. The rest of you have some work to do.