Dingleberry
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That’s actually not the origin story of Mortimer Porksley. The original one was somewhere in the Pub. I could tell it hit close to the mark based on his reaction. I’ll be damned if I can find it now, though. Might want to have a seat before I tell you this, because it is truly shocking - either the post or the entire thread got deleted. I know, right? Here? Who would have thought?
Anyway, that story isn’t finished yet. We still need to cover Mortimer’s college years, his trials and tribulations with the opposite sex, his transformation into a “man,” and his career as a paralegal. I’m thinking there might be two parts left.
This story needs its own thread.