Van Noy and the End Zone Militia

[Marko]

At the end of the game Van Noy was walking toward the tunnel and the idiots in the End Zone Militia literally fired their guns without looking, about 10 feet from him in his direction. KVN immediately grabbed his right ear stopped and fell to his knee for a solid 2 minutes in pain. Eventually he got up, still grabbing his right ear and walked into the tunnel, obviously still in pain and very pissed off. I wonder how he is, and also if there will be any repercussions. My friend works at Gillette and said if someone uses the wrong bathroom they have a fit, I am sure this will not go unnoticed. It’s unbelievable to me how absolutely irresponsible they were!

 

[n1997y]

Damn, even transient hearing loss would be a big deal. And something like that could cause permanent hearing damage. They should line the militia up in front of a real firing squad for such stupidity.

 

[Kontradiction]

I wasn’t aware that Alec Baldwin had joined the militia.

 

[Froob]

When you lose one sense, your others improved. Nothing happens randomly at Gillette, I'm guessing BB did this to improve KVN's vision. May have been something he noticed in practice was lacking.

 

[Dingleberry]

When I saw the thread title, I was in a panic that this was another stupid defense nickname by Van Noy.

Thank God it's only hearing loss. Sure, hearing loss is inconvenient. But the douche chills of a bad nickname is forever.

 

[1960Pats]

When I saw the thread title, I was in a panic that this was another stupid defense nickname by Van Noy.

Thank God it's only hearing loss. Sure, hearing loss is inconvenient. But the douche chills of a bad nickname is forever.

That's what I thought too. Phew!

 

[1960Pats]

I wasn’t aware that Alec Baldwin had joined the militia.

What's the latest on that? Will there be any jail time for Baldwin?

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

What's the latest on that? Will there be any jail time for Baldwin?

The gun will be punished

 

[signbabybrady]

Every once in awhile those guns will catch you off guard in the stands. Hopefully he's ok.

 

[FCB02062]

I think it's time for some common sense musket control

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

I think it's time for some common sense musket control

Outlaw muskets and only outlaws will have muskets

 

[Nikolai]

They probably saw a Brit behind him and couldn't help themselves.

 

[borg]

Did the "end-zone-militia" culprits whose ears are within centimeters of the muskets also drop to the ground and writhe in pain for two minutes?

 

[Chevy]

They probably saw a Brit behind him and couldn't help themselves.

Ned and Jimbo were in the stands and shouted "He's coming right for us!"

 

[PP2]

Did the "end-zone-militia" culprits whose ears are within centimeters of the muskets also drop to the ground and writhe in pain for two minutes?

They have earplugs.. I've seen it when the camera zooms in on them.

 

[borg]

They have earplugs.. I've seen it when the camera zooms in on them.

Do the fans who sit right behind the militia line go down as well?

 

[Sicilian]

Do the fans who sit right behind the militia line go down as well?

What is your point exactly? That Van Noy is a wuss for feeling pain?

 

[Midship]

Did the "end-zone-militia" culprits whose ears are within centimeters of the muskets also drop to the ground and writhe in pain for two minutes?

Have you heard of ear plugs? Asking for a friend.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Did the "end-zone-militia" culprits whose ears are within centimeters of the muskets also drop to the ground and writhe in pain for two minutes?

noise from the muzzle or the breach are different.

 

[maust]

noise from the muzzle or the breach are different.

Obviously he knows as much about firearms as he does about most everything else, meaning next to nothing.
He's also lying, everybody knows he doesn't have any friends