Kraft Gets Off

[Clonamery]

Robert Kraft Prostitution Charges Dropped By Florida Prosecutors

Florida prosecutors will not proceed with prostitution charges against Patriots owner Robert Kraft.

boston.cbslocal.com

 

[DropKickFlutie]

It doesn't matter, he still spent the last 2 years getting ridiculed for a strip mall handy. The perception is out there.

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[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Robert Kraft Prostitution Charges Dropped By Florida Prosecutors

Florida prosecutors will not proceed with prostitution charges against Patriots owner Robert Kraft.

boston.cbslocal.com

I saw reports of this a few days ago, but they were premature. I’m glad he got off, even if it took him a little longer than it might have in his youth.

 

[libra957]

Guess he can celebrate with a visit.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

These thread titles are the best

 

[Gator Mike]

I'm just glad there was a happy ending.

 

[Wheelman]

Well ****! I was so hoping the tape would get released. Time for a hacktivist group to do their thing!

 

[jah]

It doesn't matter, he still spent the last 2 years getting ridiculed for a strip mall handy. The perception is out there.

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This thread is literally ridiculing him. And it's deserved.

 

[n1997y]

These thread titles are the best

I came here to say that. Great job! Must give Clonamery a hand for that!

 

[fnordcircle]

I guess you could say he was masturbated by an Chinese lady he paid and got away with it.

Now THAT'S WORDPLAY BOYS

 

[fnordcircle]

He really orgasmed in the massage parlor, if you know what I mean!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I guess you could say he was masturbated by an Chinese lady he paid and got away with it.

Now THAT'S WORDPLAY BOYS

Too cryptic.

 

[Gator Mike]

Well ****! I was so hoping the tape would get released. Time for a hacktivist group to do their thing!

If that video ever sees the light of day, RKK will literally own Palm Beach County.

 

[DropKickFlutie]

This thread is literally ridiculing him. And it's deserved.

Absolutely well deserved. And thanks, I'm slow today

 

[ctpatsfan77]

He really orgasmed in the massage parlor, if you know what I mean!

Is there something you want to tell us, fnord?

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Glad he got off, and glad he was able to have his charges dropped as well (bu dum boop!)

A world where a billionaire cant get a handy J from a consenting adult is a world I don't want to live in!

 

[Bill Lee]

Thank you Bob, for taking a strong stand to defend our rights against illegal search and seizure!

Oh, and glad that you got off, in both a legal and physical sense.

 

[Kontradiction]

Congrats, Tuna Lips. He needed all hands on ****, I mean deck, with his legal team and they came though in the end.

 

[Deus Irae]

Congrats to Tuggy on his getting off. With the video angle shot, the case was blown. The prosecution shot its load, but there was obviously no reason to keep jerking Kraft around.

 

[PatsWSB47]

But Andy gave us 438 pages of legal arguments to the contrary.