BigTime OT: Rodney's SECRET

[Bostonian1962]

So, I'm watching NESN this morning, and they're interviewing Rodney Harrison at his locker. Right over his right shoulder, in his locker is SECRET Deoderant Spray. Huh?

I thought that was "Strong enough for a man, but MADE for a woman!"

Rodney, you don't need to change to a kinder, gentler Rodney. We like the "I'm going to rip your head off, and spit down your neck" Rodney".

 

[Bertil]

I just heard John and Gerry mention this on 'EEI...after I read it on here. Do you think that Dennis & Callahan lurk here on PatsFans?

 

[Bostonian1962]

I just heard John and Gerry mention this on 'EEI...after I read it on here. Do you think that Dennis & Callahan lurk here on PatsFans?

Dennis & Callahan have been "recycling" my posts for years. If you hear some good tid bits on their show, chances are I wrote it first.



Just kidding. They may very well be lurkers though.

 

[shmessy]

Well now I feel much better about my frilly/lacey lingerie.

Ummm, did I just type that out loud?????????????????????

 

[STFarmy]

Rodney can wear perfume and a thong for all I care. He's still my favorite Pat ever.

 

[naclone]

Maybe Secret's formulation for women helps mask Rodney's artificially high testosterone level.

 

[BTTA]

I saw it too, and just knew it was going to be brought up. My hunch is that it has some use other than for armpits?

 

[PATSNUTme]

It mixes very well with the scent of fear. After he lays out someone it turns into the most manly fragrance and increases as others gives off the fear scent when going into Rodney's zone.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

So, I'm watching NESN this morning, and they're interviewing Rodney Harrison at his locker. Right over his right shoulder, in his locker is SECRET Deoderant Spray. Huh?

I thought that was "Strong enough for a man, but MADE for a woman!"

Rodney, you don't need to change to a kinder, gentler Rodney. We like the "I'm going to rip your head off, and spit down your neck" Rodney".

That's too funny. I nnoticed the same thing on NESN.

It was a tall can and when I saw it, I swear I thought, "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..."

(A testimony to some great name-branding and marketing by Secret, by the way).

Maybe when Rodney was juicing, he took some Estrogen, too. Some of the bodybuilders use Estrogen in conjunction with Test, Winstrol-V or Anadrol to help them "swell" up before competitions.

By the way, I also some spiritual looking book tucked among some clothes or something on the top shelf, too. Maybe he's trying to put that "sensitive guy" image out there.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

Rodney can wear perfume and a thong for all I care. He's still my favorite Pat ever.

Actually, I am guessing he's look pretty good in a thong. He kind of has that "high a s s" that wears a g-string well.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

I don't why, but I notice weird stuff around Rodney's locker when he gets interviewed. One time, maybe last season, there was a sticky note stuck to the front of the top shelf.

It said, Rodney, call so-and-so, and the number was right there. 617-something.

And I am thinking, damn, that is someone he knows personally, and there is the number right on NESN for every pscyho in New England to jot down and start calling.

 

[sieglo]

I'm sure this is one of Vrabel's pranks. In fact, Bostonian1962 is probably Vrabel in disguise.

 

[dryheat44]

I'm sure this is one of Vrabel's pranks. In fact, Bostonian1962 is probably Vrabel in disguise.

Could very well be. Or there's some crazy benefit to it that was discovered purely by accident. Remember that this is the guy who drinks pickle juice.

 

[xmarkd400x]

Actually, I am guessing he's look pretty good in a thong. He kind of has that "high a s s" that wears a g-string well.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

I'm sure this is one of Vrabel's pranks. In fact, Bostonian1962 is probably Vrabel in disguise.

If that's true, that is friggin' hilarious!

Now that you say it, that could be true, because it was right out front where you couldn't miss it!

Vrabel is a man after my own heart!

(I probably would have put a box of Tampax or a bottle of Midol or something, but at least Mikey and I are on the same wave length!)

 

[sieglo]

In any case, I'm sure it was something Vrabel found in Adam Vinatieri's old locker.

 

[T-ShirtDynasty]

I don't care what anybody says.... nothing works like Secret. Come on, I can't be the only guy who's run out of deodorant and grabbed his wife's outta desperation, right? Right?

 

[Redcell]

I don't care what anybody says.... nothing works like Secret. Come on, I can't be the only guy who's run out of deodorant and grabbed his wife's outta desperation, right? Right?

I've used Secret (unscented, of course... ahem...) for years. It works like no other. The only time it sucks is when I run out and have to use the wife's "powder fresh" at which point I might as well break out in song; I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

 

[Na_polian]

So, I'm watching NESN this morning, and they're interviewing Rodney Harrison at his locker. Right over his right shoulder, in his locker is SECRET Deoderant Spray. Huh?

I thought that was "Strong enough for a man, but MADE for a woman!"

Rodney, you don't need to change to a kinder, gentler Rodney. We like the "I'm going to rip your head off, and spit down your neck" Rodney".

What's wrong with that? I use Lady's Speed Stick ("Orchard Blossom") - it works great, and it smells a HELL of a lot better than the crap they sell for us guys - if I want deodorant that smells like medicine, I'd just use medicine, ya know?

 

[T-ShirtDynasty]

I've used Secret (unscented, of course... ahem...) for years. It works like no other. The only time it sucks is when I run out and have to use the wife's "powder fresh" at which point I might as well break out in song; I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Seriously, it was 110 degrees out and 90% humidity and the only dry part on my entire body was my armpits. I was amazed. A client did, however, notice my "alluring scent". I believe it was the Powder Fresh. :snob: