The Josh Gordon Thread: Pats Officially Acquire Gordon for Fifth-Round Pick

[DaBruinz]

How could the deal not be official if the NFL announced it on the Transaction Wire yesterday? Unless Gordon failed his physical.... or the Browns lied about something else..

 

[jah]

How could the deal not be official if the NFL announced it on the Transaction Wire yesterday? Unless Gordon failed his physical.... or the Browns lied about something else..

I dunno either. I assume there's some sort of protocol for amending a previous transaction and that it will be used soon.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Sounds like the one gf I had in my whole life (I have been living in depressed solitude for almost 2 years running).

Don't you youngins have Tinder, Match and eHarmony?

 

[jboston19]

 

[Love The Drake]

Thank god

 

[maineman209]

Don't you youngins have Tinder, Match and eHarmony?

Those all seem so random. I'll stick to the Ukranian Brides app.

 

[jah]

Don't you youngins have Tinder, Match and eHarmony?

I dunno about the last 2 but Tinder has only failed me (haven't even bothered using it in over 6 months). My current strategy of doing nothing and waiting for someone cool to magically pop into my life has been wildly unsuccessful.

 

[Bradyking12]

Thank god

Hopefully we get a clip or two of Brady launching it off to em.

 

[Clonamery]

Those all seem so random. I'll stick to the Ukranian Brides app.

That'll cost you.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Bill just can't quit on those short, shifty white guys!

He's fast, too!

Regards,
Chris

 

[RobertWeathers]

Those all seem so random. I'll stick to the Ukranian Brides app.

How do you get them here? FedEx? Ground? 2 day?

 

[Clonamery]

I dunno about the last 2 but Tinder has only failed me (haven't even bothered using it in over 6 months). My current strategy of doing nothing and waiting for someone cool to magically pop into my life has been wildly unsuccessful.

Volunteer or join something other than a Pats fan forum like a book club.

 

[Love The Drake]

Then we find out number 10 is Kenny Britt lol

 

[jboston19]

I'm thrilled to see the Boston sports teams stick together. Cavs demanded a second round pick in the Irving deal. Just over a year later, the Pats have the Celtics' back and return the favor and pettiness by holding out for the nfl equivalent from the Browns.

 

[TheRainMaker]

Are we sure it's actually him and not another "Dez Bryant at Logan Airport" nonsense?

 

[maineman209]

That'll cost you.

At least there's a printed lease agreement so you know the cost beforehand. Unlike alimony.

 

[maineman209]

How do you get them here? FedEx? Ground? 2 day?

Midnight delivery in an unmarked van.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I dunno about the last 2 but Tinder has only failed me (haven't even bothered using it in over 6 months). My current strategy of doing nothing and waiting for someone cool to magically pop into my life has been wildly unsuccessful.

My buddy says you need to treat Match like looking for a job. Fill your pipeline full of opportunities (go on a crap ton of interviews), qualify them out and those are your hot jobs. Then you have a few you have on a string wanting to give you offer letters. Then you settle on one.

 

[WaterfallJumper]

I dunno about the last 2 but Tinder has only failed me (haven't even bothered using it in over 6 months). My current strategy of doing nothing and waiting for someone cool to magically pop into my life has been wildly unsuccessful.

That worked for me, more or less. I'd never had a girlfriend. In fact, I had never even been on a date until I met my wife. I was just too shy, I guess. Then she turned me down when I first asked her out (I was so nervous that I accidentally said that my friends made me ask her out, so she thought I wasn't serious -- instead, they only told me that I had to actually go through with my plan to ask her, not that I should do something I didn't want to do). That was probably the worst moment of my life, but it made me realize how much I wanted to pursue that relationship, so in the end I think it was the best thing for us. Now we're happily married and have kids running around causing problems.

Anyway, you never know how things might go. I was 25 when I met my wife, so I felt like I was old and washed up, but now I realize I was still just a youngin'. Go out and do stuff you enjoy. You never know where you might someone with similar interests. I met my wife at a dance show and we chatted a bit afterward, and ended up performing together in another show (I used to be a professional acrobat / dancer before I became a boring engineer). The rest is history, as they say.

Sorry to go so off topic. Y'all can get back to discussing Hogan now. Errr, I mean, Gordon.

 

[Angelpats]

Probably? You can’t be more sure that a trade is done than a player actually practicing with the team, but these mediots are always so sure of themselves when it comes to anonymous and imaginary sources.