Pregame : Super Bowl Philly vs Pats

[Soliel]

This is like a choose your own adventure book. If you join this game day thread, the Patriots lose. So choose carefully!

So it will be your fault?

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Dingleberry]

I think part of the elation of #2 is the fact that you made it to the toilet. P1ssing your pants is one thing, but ****ting one's pants is the low point of life. It doesn 't make you feel much like an evolved species.

So for avoiding the lowest of lows, I would have to rank #2 as #1.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Remember. We will remain positive in this GDT.. remember to be uplifting to other fans feelings even if the game is not always going the way we hope, the defense gives up too many 3 and longs in a row, or we can't convert ours.

We will get through this together.

 

[gronksmash]

So it will be your fault?

You choose your own adventure!

 

[IcyPatriot]

#3 when #2 is in the plan is a huge issue when it comes 1st.

 

[XLIX]

I had a dream last night Patriots were winning 27-20 with 6 seconds left and Philly had the ball on their own 30 getting ready for a Hail Mary.

Then the network switched over to the start of a hockey game so I missed the ending. The announcer informed us that NE held on to win 27-26 after recovering an onside kick to end the game.

So that means Philly scored a 70 yard TD in 5 seconds of game time (because there still had to be 1 second in order to even try an onside kick) then either missed the XP or went for 2 and failed.

 

[fnordcircle]

Hey guys, is this "the" classic moss lost super duper bowl 52 gdt lets goooooo

Or just "a" classic moss lost super duper bowl 52 gdt lets goooooo

 

[SammyBlueCat]

I need a nap.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[mosslost]

This is like a choose your own adventure book. If you join this game day thread, the Patriots lose. So choose carefully!

 

[mosslost]

Which is the greatest feeling.....

1. Taking the longest p1ss of your life after having to hold it on a long car ride?

2. Running to the toilet with your stomach gurgling, whipping your pants down, and unloading just as your ass hits the seat?

3. One of those monstrous sneezes that just unclogs everything when you are congested?


I have stopped and contemplated life after each of these 3 events and thought, "That was awesome. It doesn't get any better."

Sorry about going OT on this great thread.

2... The Deuce

 

[mosslost]

Hey guys, is this "the" classic moss lost super duper bowl 52 gdt lets goooooo

Or just "a" classic moss lost super duper bowl 52 gdt lets goooooo

I think this may be The One.

 

[BadMoFo]

I had a dream last night Patriots were winning 27-20 with 6 seconds left and Philly had the ball on their own 30 getting ready for a Hail Mary.

Then the network switched over to the start of a hockey game so I missed the ending. The announcer informed us that NE held on to win 27-26 after recovering an onside kick to end the game.

So that means Philly scored a 70 yard TD in 5 seconds of game time (because there still had to be 1 second in order to even try an onside kick) then either missed the XP or went for 2 and failed.

That would have to be the worst roller coaster ending ever, other than the Minny-Saints game.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

I had a dream last night Patriots were winning 27-20 with 6 seconds left and Philly had the ball on their own 30 getting ready for a Hail Mary.

Then the network switched over to the start of a hockey game so I missed the ending. The announcer informed us that NE held on to win 27-26 after recovering an onside kick to end the game.

So that means Philly scored a 70 yard TD in 5 seconds of game time (because there still had to be 1 second in order to even try an onside kick) then either missed the XP or went for 2 and failed.

Oh hell, yes!!!

Regards,
Chris

 

[mosslost]

 

[Soliel]

I think part of the elation of #2 is the fact that you made it to the toilet. P1ssing your pants is one thing, but ****ting one's pants is the low point of life. It doesn 't make you feel much like an evolved species.

So for avoiding the lowest of lows, I would have to rank #2 as #1.

I’ve never believed in an evolved species. The lions cured those illusions forever

 

[jimnance]

Stay in your lane.

Regards,
Chris

I think his lane is the breakdown lane.

 

[Soliel]

The breakdown lanes in cleaveland

 

[mosslost]

I’ve never believed in an evolved species. The lions cured those illusions forever

um... what??