Official PreSeason Game Thread #3 - Pat's @ Lions

[Wheelman]

Cut Kenny Moore.

 

[Froob]

Yep. I said the same exact thing last year.

He's such an inarticulate buffoon

Matt Chatt bang someone's mom or something? Seems like a no brainer.

 

[fnordcircle]

Yep. I said the same exact thing last year.

He's such an inarticulate buffoon

It's this idiotic idea that they need to add a Poochy to preseason games. The only people who want to watch Preseason games are:

1) Hardcore football fans
2) Drunk football fans who are passed out by the middle of the 1st quarter.
3) Pets whose owners have died but not yet been found by an EMT.

Some dumbass program manager thinks that what preseason games need is more zazzzz and they encourage this bush league nonsense. BUSH LEAGUE

 

[fnordcircle]

Update: 11:02 left and the Detroit announcers are still talking about the game that is going on on the field.

 

[RobertWeathers]

It's this idiotic idea that they need to add a Poochy to preseason games. The only people who want to watch Preseason games are:

1) Hardcore football fans
2) Drunk football fans who are passed out by the middle of the 1st quarter.
3) Pets whose owners have died but not yet been found by an EMT.

Some dumbass program manager thinks that what preseason games need is more zazzzz and they encourage this bush league nonsense. BUSH LEAGUE

MattChat just summerized Ealys weaknesses and strengths perfectly in the scheme.

Here Hart and Brillo quoting Twitter.

 

[fnordcircle]

MattChat just summerized Ealys strengths perfectly

Here Hart and Brillo quoting Twitter.

We need a sad lmao emoticon.

 

[patsinthesnow]

Travis is good in run support. One more skill than Richards

 

[fnordcircle]

Hah, Tim Wright and Daniel Fells are their TEs? Whatever, we had them first. Back when they were young and hot.

 

[RobertWeathers]

We need a sad lmao emoticon.

Of course Fauria agrees with Brillo and Fart and adds zero value

 

[Le Numéro Douze]

22 got beat like a rented mule.

 

[Wheelman]

FFS, stop showing Kony Ealy!

 

[Froob]

Well ****. Good thing this game didn't matter.

 

[fnordcircle]

Of course Fauria agrees with Brillo and Fart and adds zero value

They're basically the "I'm here with a surfboarding squirrel" of sports announcers.

 

[ScottishPatriots]

The effort is just flat out bad, gonna be some ugly tape of this 2nd string to watch.

 

[reflexblue]

Cut Kenny Moore.

Cut everybody

 

[Froob]

They gonna keep talking about Kony Ealy's effort on this next drive?

 

[Brick27]

Looks like only a handful of these borderline guys want to make the team

 

[WaterfallJumper]

RB may have gotten in, but Augusta just planted that blocker on his butt. I'd like to see them keep him on the practice squad to develop his conditioning.

 

[stcjones]

I think our first team overall looked dominating....dumb pick by Brady....yeah Hogan ran route there....but throwing into tight double there?! Probably not necessary or very smart. OL looking shaky as in most seasons ALOT thus far.....the usual in having trouble opening holes for RB ....and in providing enough protection for Brady quite often!!!

Jimmy G....aahhh Jimmy. Not looking great kid . The Heir apparent and he is showing difficulty in getting it done. Never going to be another TFB here I think we all get that....I'm starting to think tho that Garropolo is more like Matt Cassel than Brady......Backups in all areas need work.....Edelman....get well....we need you!!!!

 

[ashley]

Fake account man look at it. 79 followers and address is @BreakingSprtNws not @AdamSchefter.

He tore his ACL it's pretty obvious.

Ugh, sorry about that.,,, let's not make assumptions however