OFFICIAL GAMEDAY THREAD: Texans @ Pats - 2016 Week 3

[Delicate Genius]

HAHAHAHAHHA, **** YOU JETS STOOGE

Highlights from his article:

The Evil Empire will be looking up at the Jets in the AFC East standings when Tom Brady returns.

The fine folks that make up Patriot Nation will now convince themselves that osmosis will help rookie Jacoby Brissett win the next two games against the Texans and Bills before Brady returns from exile. Spoiler alert: He won't. (More on that later).

To make matters worse for the New England crazies, the Jets will be all alone atop the division upon Brady's return, which is enough to make them reach back for some lame and predictable jokes from the past.

So, [the Jets will] be 3-1 when Brady returns from his Deflategate punishment.

Never say never with the Patriots — except for now. Belichick faces an impossible mission with Brissett in the next two games. The Hoodie Fan Club needs to think about this logically.

Belichick is brilliant, but let's be realistic. He's not going to climb this mountain.

Let's see if that changes when J.J. Watt is bearing down on [Brissett].

Belichick won't be able to fix this problem. He'll be chasing the team that he loves to hate when Brady comes back.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

I just might have to watch NFLN for 10 days. SQUIRM baby!!!

 

[Froob]

 

[WhoaDirty]

104 more wins for BB

I think he gets it

I doubt he coaches another 7 years.

 

[SVN]

Great Anecdote about BB meeting Galas.

tremendous story about the dollar bill.

 

[AtomicDawg]

JJ WHO?

 

[BobDigital]

allen going for it! why not.

The way Allen is playing i say let him try.

 

[Uptown]

Game balls: Allen, Bisquick, Sheard, Butler, whole o line, Blount.

Don't forget HOU Special Teams

 

[Its_The_Patriots]

Nice sliding Brissett

 

[Fencer]

The Patriots have 8 more yards from scrimmage than the Texans. However, they have 27 more points.

 

[PP2]

Intentional DOG to get more distance.

 

[Kdo5]

Ryan MFing Allen. Boss

 

[meatface]

I guees Allen is the third string qb

 

[DaBruinz]

Roflmao...fake punt formation for the delay of game penalty

 

[fightingirish595]

dumbest fair catch ive ever seen

 

[TB12TheGoat]

The Patriots have 8 more yards from scrimmage than the Texans. However, they have 27 more points.

garbage yards

 

[Le Numéro Douze]

Fair caught at the 2, what a night by Allen.

 

[IcyPatriot]

why would he fair catch that ... stupid.

 

[Fixit]

This game in a nutshell: Houston calling fair catch on the 2.

 

[PatsGuy]

So when is the ceremony for renaming the Lombardi trophy scheduled for?

Goddamn right!!