Belichick Surprises Patriots With Bye Week Bowling Trip

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Belichick Surprises Patriots With Bye Week Bowling Trip

Robert Alvarez

Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick surprises team with trip to bowling alley.

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Anyone surprised BB was willing to risk someone dropping a bowling ball on their foot?

 

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Anyone surprised BB was willing to risk someone dropping a bowling ball on their foot?

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Bowling Alley Injury Report
Tom Brady (jammed finger)
Rob Gronkowski (broken toe)
Dont'a Hightower (hyperextended knee)
Julian Edelman (crushed foot)
Danny Amendola (pinched nerve in groin)
Malcolm Butler (concussion)
Devin McCourty (re-aggravated ankle sprain)
Stephen Gostkowski (multiple foot splinters)
Jamie Collins (bowling pin lodged in rib cage)
Ryan Allen (broken leg)
All other players (broken arms)

Also, Bill Belichick suffered severe vertigo from the disco bowling hour and has been hospitalized...his brain is inactive for the next month.

On a bright note, the team expects everyone to be fine by week 6 next year and will use the PUP designation for their entire roster. They are also confident their "next man up" philosophy will serve them well in the playoffs. Early spreads have them +42 against any opponent.

 

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You didn't hear?

Bowling Alley Injury Report
Tom Brady (jammed finger)
Rob Gronkowski (broken toe)
Dont'a Hightower (hyperextended knee)
Julian Edelman (crushed foot)
Danny Amendola (pinched nerve in groin)
Malcolm Butler (concussion)
Devin McCourty (re-aggravated ankle sprain)
Stephen Gostkowski (multiple foot splinters)
Jamie Collins (bowling pin lodged in rib cage)
Ryan Allen (broken leg)
All other players (broken arms)

Also, Bill Belichick suffered severe vertigo from the disco bowling hour and has been hospitalized...his brain is inactive for the next month.

On a bright note, the team expects everyone to be fine by week 6 next year and will use the PUP designation for their entire roster. They are also confident their "next man up" philosophy will serve them well in the playoffs. Early spreads have them +42 against any opponent.

I'm surprised there weren't any dislocated elbows. I heard that Goodell sabotaged the outing by surreptitiously swapping out the regulation bowling balls for balls twice the normal weight.