DIKEMBE PLACES SPELL ON PATRIOTS!

[obgod3]

DIDNT WORK....

 

[HeadHunter]

DIDNT WORK....

It's like it made it worse.....

 

[IcyPatriot]

Dikembe needs to hold a press conference on this matter ...

 

[Haley]

Umm ... Dikembe, it isn't that I don't trust your reading comprehension or word identification skills, but is there a chance you might have misread a few words in that spell of yours?

 

[Ross12]

Guys he didn't cast the spell until yesterday, it doesn't apply to any injuries sustained on Sunday.

KEVIN FAULK PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL

 

[IcyPatriot]

Umm ... Dikembe, it isn't that I don't trust your reading comprehension or word identification skills, but is there a chance you might have misread a few words in that spell of yours?

I think Dikembe used goat balls instead of goats feet.

 

[Ned Stark]

Kevin Faulk has clearly forsaken us.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Can some pay this guy via PayPal?

 

[Gumby]

It's all my fault. I didnt open the Dikembe thread last week (Not even once)

"KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL"


I'll make up for it now and plead ignorance:
"KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL"
"KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL"
"KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL"
"KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL"

 

[SlowGettingUp]

He must have chanted the familiar "eye of newt" instead of the correct "eye of Cam."

 

[n1997y]

I wonder if Marion Butts has any special spiritual powers?

The Spell of Butts only affects Jets quarterbacks by eliminating their ability to hold on to the ball. Nothing to do with health, other than giving Patriots fans fits of laughter.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

The power of Christ compels you!

I wonder how many folks got that.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Umm ... Dikembe, it isn't that I don't trust your reading comprehension or word identification skills, but is there a chance you might have misread a few words in that spell of yours?

Oh ye of little faith! You must surrender to the power of Dikembe, as I have learned to do.

Af first, many months ago, I was lost, wandering in the wilderness, and did not understand his wisdom or power, but the scales have fallen from my eyes...

Believe. Just believe.

 

[Gwedd]

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL!

ZEKE MOWATT, HELP EXPOSE OUR OPPONENTS!

 

[RobertWeathers]

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL!

ZEKE MOWATT, HELP EXPOSE OUR OPPONENTS!

Zeke did enough "exposing" when he was here. Just ask Lisa Olsen.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I wonder how many folks got that.

Little known fact....the actor who played Damien Karras - Jason Miller is the same actor to played Ara Parseghian in "Rudy".

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Little known fact....the actor who played Damien Karras - Jason Miller is the same actor to played Ara Parseghian in "Rudy".

I didn't know that! But I'm sure you look a bit like Bogart...

 

[RobertWeathers]

I didn't know that! But I'm sure you look a bit like Bogart...

Ha. I look nothing like him...

 

[Joey007]

Kevin Faulk is upon thee!

 

[buile]

KEVIN FAULK HAS COME TO GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL!