Water...It's pretty wet, wouldn't you say?

[Off The Grid]

Don't mind me, folks: I'm just trying to see if I can pull an "Agree" out'f Quantum Mechanic.

 

[BTTA]

There. I'm now on record.

 

[Husse]

What is wetness?

 

[WinstonSmith]

What is wetness?

That's what your wife said.. Hahahahahah....sorry I'm going back to bed.

 

[Off The Grid]

Worst Thread Ever!!

 

[Fixit]

 

[sieglo]

Exponent says bone dry.

 

[Off The Grid]

Ahhh...You've come to the Water.

Powerful wet stuff, isn't it?

 

[Husse]

That's what your wife said.. Hahahahahah....sorry I'm going back to bed.

Hahaha, the joke is on you, I don't have wife!

 

[Tunescribe]

I buy this stuff all the time. Has hundreds of uses.

 

[fair catch fryar]

If something was wet and no one was a round to see it and then it dries....was it ever really wet?

 

[Tunescribe]

If something was wet and no one was a round to see it and then it dries....was it ever really wet?

Women are best suited to answering that question.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Women are best suited to answering that question.

What if no one was around to hear it?

 

[Tunescribe]

What if no one was around to hear it?

Seldom happens.

 

[goheels22002]

Women are best suited to answering that question.

 

[1960Pats]

Women are best suited to answering that question.

While talking to women, here are the definitions of some of their words;

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Have to get smarter people than me here.

From a molecular level, I think water is sticky. Feel free to shoot the messenger

 

[borg]

While talking to women, here are the definitions of some of their words;

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

What about......."OK......you got 5 minutes....but don't mess my hair"

 

[Danger Zone]

While talking to women, here are the definitions of some of their words;

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

You forgot an important one.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW...

This is an advanced stage of NOTHING. It means that you have failed in her expectation of being 1) a mind-reader or 2) self-aware enough to know exactly what you've done to anger her.

It is much more likely to end in ANGRY SILENCE than a FINE. On a side note, this condition automatically includes the NO SEX state.

 

[Tony2046]

It's all relative......Vacuum/pressure, wet/dry, agree/disagree....(or should that be disagree/agree?)

What you fail to realize is that although Quantum may not have "agreed" with one of your posts he also did not "disagree"with many others so in essence he may have agreed in spirit with a majority of your postings as a whole or at least did not disagree as much as others have which in relative terms is one in the same as agreeing more with a particular post than others.

OK that's all I got. I'm going back to drinking my relatively hot coffee.