This is going to be like watching footage of a terrible disaster as it unfolds live. Can you imagine how pumped Tom Brady is for this game? Can you imagine how badly the Patriots want to stick it to the Colts for that offseason madness? I thought this would be a 30 point game when the season started and I thought the Colts were still good. Now the Colts don’t even look that good, certainly not the playoff threat they were last season. This is going to be slaughter. It should be rated TV-MA and air on HBO where small children can’t watch.
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I hope that we get that Brady for a full game on Sunday. This game is a lost cause for the Colts, so I want to see peak Brady. I don’t even like the Patriots and I want to see the slaughter. I want it to be as gory as possible. I want Brady to set single game records in yards, TDs, completion percentage, every single game passing record you can imagine. I want it to be like looking into the sun, it hurts so bad just to peek. I want to see Jim Irsay cry on live television. I want the football version of the prom in Carrie with Tom Brady as Carrie. I want blood. The Colts are boned anyway, so lets make it a goddamn show. Let’s see the master work his masterpiece against the team that caused him so much grief.