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The Draw Play: "Indianapolis Prepares for the Storm"

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I was checking out his uproxx site. Pretty funny stuff. I like!

Illustrating The Most Surprising Winners From NFL Week 5

And I love how he says what he's going to draw if the team he predicts loses.

Except withe Patriots vs the Colts he just says "The Colts are not going to win." Lol!

After reading what he's going to draw I would love to see the Washington football team, Bears, and Browns win.

If the Redskins win, I will draw the Starship Enterprise shooting a jet fighter out of the sky.

If the Bears win, I’ll draw Jay Cutler as Optimus Prime not giving a sh*t as Megatron cries.

If the Browns win, I’ll draw The Brownie grabbing a shotgun and taking horse John Elway behind the shed.

Rob Ryan walking the plank, week 2. Hehehehehe



LOL @ This one.



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Haha LOVE this (comment section):

In the language of the hunt, there is a word that describes a specific way of killing. It is a thing of respect. Most times, the hunter has no wish to hurt his prey. It is only that he is hungry, that this is the way of things. When you were watching television, did you notice that past a certain moment, the zebra doesn’t resist?
The prey doesn’t move because it feels no pain. The lion touches it in a certain way, and unbinds it from the plane of anguish. This is part of the craft of hunters.
…But there is another way of killing. This is done when the lion hunts out of hate, rather than hunger. For such times the big cats have a touch that enhances suffering rather than relieves it. Under this touch the prey’s spirit is bound to the plane of anguish. The pain is like drowning. Often the damage to their spirit is such that there is not enough of left of them to return to the forgotten lands. Those killed in this way are ruined forever. It is as if they were never born. I saw this once. It was a terrible thing.
Mr. Brady wishes me to inform you that this is how you will die.
 
I have a new favorite writer:

This is going to be like watching footage of a terrible disaster as it unfolds live. Can you imagine how pumped Tom Brady is for this game? Can you imagine how badly the Patriots want to stick it to the Colts for that offseason madness? I thought this would be a 30 point game when the season started and I thought the Colts were still good. Now the Colts don’t even look that good, certainly not the playoff threat they were last season. This is going to be slaughter. It should be rated TV-MA and air on HBO where small children can’t watch.
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I hope that we get that Brady for a full game on Sunday. This game is a lost cause for the Colts, so I want to see peak Brady. I don’t even like the Patriots and I want to see the slaughter. I want it to be as gory as possible. I want Brady to set single game records in yards, TDs, completion percentage, every single game passing record you can imagine. I want it to be like looking into the sun, it hurts so bad just to peek. I want to see Jim Irsay cry on live television. I want the football version of the prom in Carrie with Tom Brady as Carrie. I want blood. The Colts are boned anyway, so lets make it a goddamn show. Let’s see the master work his masterpiece against the team that caused him so much grief.
 
I'm currently dead and now a ghost. This article made my week.
 
Lol check out the Rats superhero



Jetty was a normal skydiver who got sucked into a jet intake and for reasons unknown came out the other side with the ability to fly instead of being chopped into a billion pieces. Spends his days flying around New York and Jersey looking for criminals to beat up. His signature attack is the Butt Ram, when he flies full speed into a criminals derriere and shatters their pelvis.

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