Ever seen a drowning fish?

[The Gr8est]

Funny, they seem to like the Patriots. . . .

Well the British have never lost a war to sea mammals or rodents.



(Sorry British Pats fans, you know I love you.)

 

[BTTA]

I want the AFC East standings to look like this:
16-0
7-9
7-9
7-9

That way, each of them can claim to come in second, and be "just a couple of players" away from challenging the Pats, and keep making personnel moves to try and fill that gap. That'll keep 'em right where they are for years to come.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Tannehill is not Rogers and Miami should have factored that in when hiring Philbin.
They should have given Bowles a chance .... add to that Dennis Hickey who sucked at Tampa with Tannenbaum who sucked at the Jets and you end up with a trifecta of suckage ....

This one is on the owner Stephen M. Ross who
has had a 95% interest in the team since 2009.
2009: 7-9
2010: 7-9
2011: 6-10
2012: 7-9
2013: 8-8
2014: 8-8
2015: 1-2

 

[PatriotsPimp136]

Mike Wallace was a bad signing too. Didn't they have to pay the Vikings to take him off their hands?

Wallace would probably be a beast here. Thats the funny part.

 

[nabwong]

I hope the Dolphins don't SUHrender to the Jets.

 

[Dingleberry]

The Dolphins in disarray? This can't be right. I am sure I heard from experts that the Dolphins were primed to take over the AFC East. Sure, they had no shot at the Super Bowl with the Colts a lock for that game. But this doesn't sound like good info at all.

I'll find out what Mort has to say about the Dolphins.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Funny, they seem to like the Patriots. . . .

Only took about 240 years..............

 

[RunAmok]

I just got back from London yesterday. Did not see a single mention of the game anywhere but then again they are in the midst of the Rugby World Cup (in England) and the English are playing Australia today.

 

[Deus Irae]

Suh's not the issue. He's still drawing double and triple teams. The problem has been that the other guys haven't been able to make teams pay for that.

 

[memento]

Listening to the Bill Simmons podcast from yesterday, the guest takes the Dolphins by less than a field goal because the Phins have won in London before and they need to win now. Simmons was thinking Jets because they have a similar defense to the Bills and they'll just blitz the living hell out of Tannehill again.

 

[Bradyking12]

If they want to fix the dolphins first n for most give up on Tannehill he will never be a super bowl caliber QB

 

[Reckedtrek]

Oh, and a dolphin isn't a fish.

That's okay! The dolphins apparently aren't really a team.

 

[captain stone]

I'm with those who want the Doofins to win.
I despise both teams, but I despise the Jesters more and they have a better record than Miami.

The game over which I'm more torn is the NJ vagiants at Buffalo.

 

[PATS16N0]

This can't be. It's impossible. ESPN told me a month ago that the Dolphins were going to win the AFC East, kinda' like the year before that…. and, ah, the year before that.

 

[PATS16N0]

I hope the Jets win so the Dolphins go into full meltdown mode. Then when the Jets get all high on themselves, the Patriots can rip their souls out like a Mortal Kombat fatality, and send their organization into a Patriot-patented two season long downward spiral.*

*see Texans.

 

[The Gr8est]

I hope the Jets win so the Dolphins go into full meltdown mode. Then when the Jets get all high on themselves, the Patriots can rip their souls out like a Mortal Kombat fatality, and send their organization into a Patriot-patented two season long downward spiral.*

*see Texans.

Nice thought, but you DO realize the Rats have no souls, right?

 

[Gronkowski123]

good luck to the fish tomorrow morning...hope they win and keep philbin around for a few more weeks. plus, it's always a great day when the jets lose!!

 

[Joker]

well..for me it's just...uh...it's just too bad....too bad that Dan won't get his ring!!!

<evil snicker of long time Phin hater...>

 

[BradyFTW!]

So basically Miami's experiencing an implosion that mirrors the Jets a couple years ago, except even at their highest heights they weren't even a playoff team. Never change, Miami.

And now I guess I have to root for them to win tomorrow, because Philbin keeps his job eliminates the chance, however remote, that they might eventually stumble blindly into a decent coach.

 

[meatface]

SQUISH THE FISH!!! Is anyone honestly surprised at this?