Chris Farley as Jim McNally

[skinnydog]

I can't get this image out of my mind. Chris farley in a skit as Jim Mcnally, sneaking down the corridor with a bag of balls over his shoulder. Ducking into the bathroom and dumping the balls out on the floor where they bounce all over the place. He proceeds to dive on the balls have balls squirt out of his hands, almost knowck himself out on the sink all while trying to stick a needle in each ball once and only once. In doing so he sticks himself with the needle a half a dozen times and and ends up with one ball flat as a pancake and the others unchanged. The late Chris Farley would have been perfect to reflect the absurdity of all of this.

 

[Ras-IR Dowling]

I can't get this image out of my mind. Chris farley in a skit as Jim Mcnally, sneaking down the corridor with a bag of balls over his shoulder. Ducking into the bathroom and dumping the balls out on the floor where they bounce all over the place. He proceeds to dive on the balls have balls squirt out of his hands, almost knowck himself out on the sink all while trying to stick a needle in each ball once and only once. In doing so he sticks himself with the needle a half a dozen times and and ends up with one ball flat as a pancake and the others unchanged. The late Chris Farley would have been perfect to reflect the absurdity of all of this.

The late Phil Hartman could've made a good ted wells

 

[skinnydog]

The late Phil Hartman could've made a good ted wells

Phil Hartmen as Wells interviewing Chris Farley as McNally . . . comedy gold

 

[mikey m]

The late Hitler would have made a solid Goodell

 

[wolverinejoe80]

Kevin James?

 

[Trycked]

... Chris farley in a skit as Jim Mcnally, sneaking down the corridor with a bag of balls over his shoulder...

There'll be no sneaking with Chris, more like falling over and breaking 2-3 tables while trying to get to the corridor, once in the bathroom, probably a broken toilet and/or sink. Yeah, the door is a goner for sure.

 

[1960Pats]

Kevin James?

James is a Jets fan. That would be perfect typecasting if he played Kensil.

 

[Crazy Patriot Guy]

More probable than not, huh? Well that and a nickel will buy you a hot cup of JACK SQUAT!!!!!!

 

[1960Pats]

So far we have;

Hitler as Goodell. An excellent choice.
Chris Farley as McNally.
Phil Hartman as Wells.
Kevin James as Kensil.
The rest of NFL HQ could be filled with the Keystone Cops until we find more suitable actors.
I like a young Paul Newman in the part of Brady, though a younger and taller Clint Eastwood is a good choice too.
Maybe Bryan Cranston as Belichick.
Wilford Brimley as Bob Kraft.
Hmmm, someone to play Jonathan Kraft. Anyone have any ideas?

With the story line and that cast, it has to be a comedy, even with Hitler.

 

[1960Pats]

We'll also need a theme song, if anyone has any ideas beside the obvious one...