You forgot the Indy Dolts...
Some early bulletin board material, courtesy of the moronic Bob Kravitz of the Indy Star:
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070430/COLUMNISTS01/704300356/-1/LOCAL17
A sample:
First things first: A hearty round of congratulations to the New England Patriots, your 2007 Summer Super Bowl champions.
For their remarkable accomplishment, they will be awarded the Dan Snyder Trophy, which has resided with the Washington Redskins the past five seasons.
The Pats will not be traveling to the White House to meet President Bush, as was the case with the actual in-season Super Bowl champion Indianapolis Colts, but they will be hooking up with the Bush twins for happy hour at a TGI Friday's in Waltham, Mass.
Parade plans have not been finalized.
While the Patriots front office has "made it rain'' this offseason, capping an active spring by pulling off the headline-grabbing trade Sunday for controversial receiver Randy Moss,
the Colts front office has remained utterly and characteristically unfazed.