FLASH: Raiders sign Duane Starks ...This is NOT a joke!

[italia44]

per NFL Network.......Oakland signs CB Duane Starks
to a 1 year FA contract.

People I would sign before Duane Starks:

1.)Koo Starks......British model? involved in Sex scandal with Royal Family member

2.)Charles Starkweather.....Serial Killer,who along with Carol Fugate was featured in the movie Badlands.

NAH! forget it.....

On a lighter note:AL Davis is still dead.

 

[pats1]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

Starks was on the Raiders last year.

 

[italia44]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

Starks was on the Raiders last year.

I know,I know.....but it ruins the joke
(just looking for props for getting Koo Starks into a football forum)

 

[PATSNUTme]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

Is he the 'root' for "stark naked"?

 

[JoeSixPat]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

Starks was on the Raiders last year.

and for the Raiders, that was an upgrade.

 

[tedylb]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

Is he the 'root' for "stark naked"?

No, I think he's lead singer for Stark Naked & The Car Thieves. He might be lame, but he still got game!

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

per NFL Network.......Oakland signs CB Duane Starks
to a 1 year FA contract.

People I would sign before Duane Starks:


2.)Charles Starkweather.....Serial Killer,who along with Carol Fugate was featured in the movie Badlands.

.

Only if you outbid the Bengals..............

 

[unoriginal]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

and for the Raiders, that was an upgrade.

The Raiders actually have two very good corners in Namdi Asomungha (sp?) and Fabian Washington. Them re-signing Starks would be like us re-signing Ray Mickens.

 

[tedylb]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

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On a lighter note:AL Davis is still dead.[/QUOTE]

Youre close. Actually, Al's Starks raving mad....Okay, I'll quit before I get exiled to the Raders' board.

 

[RayClay]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

I wish him well.

We all want players who play hurt, but when they do, even if there's nobody else, we crucify them.

 

[smg93]

Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

p
1.)Koo Starks......British model? involved in Sex scandal with Royal Family member

Koo Stark, oh yeah. She was a B Movie actress who Prince Andrew was linked with before of course he got married to Sarah Ferguson.

Not a real fan of the royals but I do remember Koo Stark well because she was an integral part of a number of boyhood fantasies.