OT: LOL of 2014 – Jameis Winston cited for shop lifting crab legs at Publix

[PatsChamp88]

 

[PatsChamp88]

Winston's full statement:

"As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petit theft from a local supermarket. I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items.

"I realize that I am in the public spotlight and my conduct needs to be above reproach. Over the last year I've learned that my accomplishments on the fields can be a wonderful thing for my school, teammates, friends, and family. At the same time, I must realize that my mistakes are magnified and can bring great embarrassment to all those who support me every day. I make no excuses for my actions and will learn and grow from this unfortunate situation. I hope and pray my friends and family will view me as the 20-year-old young man that I am, and support me through this unfortunate situation.

"I am grateful to be able to participate in the adult citation program where I will complete community service."

Really?!! what an idiot

 

[juny]

https://twitter.com/janesports/status/461553790186176512

Am I missing something or did FSU just act 99% faster investigating stolen crab legs than it did a rape allegation?​

Pretty sad

 

[Joker]

 

[AzorianPats]

This kid is a piece of crap. What a waste of talent!

 

[jmt57]

Am I the only one that feels it is an insult to my intelligence for Winston think that I should believe that he simply 'forgot to pay' for the items?

Seriously?

 

[meatface]

Maybe the crab legs were asking for it, they were there just out there begging to be taken, I assume that everyone will start calling the Crab legs a whore. Maybe there wont be enough evidence to convict him over the Crab legs so they will have a press conference where they will all congratulate themselves on how charges weren't brought. Seriously though this shouldn't effect his draft stock if they already dismissed raping a girl.

 

[pats4life12]

Crab legs are good thought but really just pay for them. How do you steal them thought you can't just put them in you pocket and walk away.

 

[PP2]

Crab legs are good thought but really just pay for them. How do you steal them thought you can't just put them in you pocket and walk away.

Probably learned in Sex Ed that you can get crabs anytime.

 

[borg]

On a side note, if you're going to steal anything from Publix, it should be their subs. Some of the best subs in Florida. How did he think he was going to get away with that anyway? You're Jameis Winston. If you walk into any Publix, all eyes are going to be on you the instant you go through the doors.

The subs are awesome. The Boarshead Italian...loaded ....weighs about 3 lbs. The QB should have pulled a Joe Willie in Easy Rider and grabbed a sub, a bag of chips, and a cold ale and just strolled through the produce section having a picnic lunch. Hitting the seafood section is amateur hour. Get this kid a Netflix subscription and a copy of Steal This Book. Florida State should be embarrassed that this kid doesn't have more street sense. Hell....AHern made it thru U of F packing weapons and taking down Pouncy haters. No wonder U of F is the school of choice for grads who want to hit the ground running.

 

[Kontradiction]

The subs are awesome. The Boarshead Italian...loaded ....weighs about 3 lbs. The QB should have pulled a Joe Willie in Easy Rider and grabbed a sub, a bag of chips, and a cold ale and just strolled through the produce section having a picnic lunch. Hitting the seafood section is amateur hour. Get this kid a Netflix subscription and a copy of Steal This Book. Florida State should be embarrassed that this kid doesn't have more street sense. Hell....AHern made it thru U of F packing weapons and taking down Pouncy haters. No wonder U of F is the school of choice for grads who want to hit the ground running.

I usually hit up an Italian or an Ultimate. Give me honey mustard or mesquite mustard on that bad boy, light lettuce (they always put too much lettuce on there), tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, banana peppers, and sub dressing. Provolone cheese too. If I'm feeling either like a fat boy or hung over, I go with their chicken tender sub. Ranch dressing, provolone, and light lettuce. Give me a bag of dirty potato chips (salt and vinegar) with that and a cherry coke or iced tea and I'm set.

 

[Joker]

He shoulda stuck the legs in his pants...at least he coulda claimed he had the "crabs" when they yoked him up...

 

[Joker]

"yeah..but your honor...I TRIPPED on a crack in the sidewalk and grabbed her shoulders as we fell to the ground...it's not my fault my penis ended up wedged in her anal cavity...honest!.."

Gimme a break...people will say ANYTHING these days to squirm their way out of these slam bang guilty situations....blame the OJ trial for all this garbage.