Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for Kids

[Rob0729]

Illegal contact? Witness: Jets' Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car | NJ.com

 

[RobAllan]

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I looked for Boston Market twice this week. It was wonderful.

Perhaps I should look for Boston Market tonight too.

 

[RIpats88]

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the NY JETS JETS JETS....the gift that keeps on giving

 

[RayClay]

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Are you a tight end or are you just happy to see me?

 

[dales804]

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Sounds like his "funky monkey" was a bit too relaxing.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

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Rex was in the car behind him, stroking his own feet.

 

[Gwedd]

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Are you a tight end or are you just happy to see me?

He was dreaming about being a wide receiver.......

 

[Get it shawtaay]

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"Yeah, I don't give a hell. It's about this D, man. I don't give a flyin' you-know-what about a Cop. I don't give a damn! He would do the same thing. It's Boston Market. They don't give a freakin' you-know-what about you. They will do it. They're out there to do it. So I'm 'a do it. You write that in the paper. You write that. You make money off that. No, man, I'm pissed. All y'all take this down. I'm pissed, man. Don't care about nobody except this D. I'm a ******' soldier!"

 

[chasa]

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still probably not having as bad of a week as devon bess.

 

[Wax Frog]

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"He has a wide receiving radius with soft, sure hands that allow him to make tough catches."

- On the Seahawks' deal for Kellen Winslow - NFC West Blog - ESPN

Indeed, Scouts Inc., indeed

 

[CISGS]

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This is the best story of the year so far.

 

[Dr Pain]

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NFL star caught 'masturbating in his car' outside Target while possessing synthetic marijuana

Read more: New York Jets' Kellen Winslow caught 'masturbating in his car' outside Target | Mail Online
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[Dr Pain]

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I can't help but think of the movie "there's something about Mary" when he got is **** caught in the zipper and Warren runs around saying he was masturbating. Even if it isn't true and he "gets off", this guy will forever be associated with it. I kind of feel bad for him. I mean he isn't a Jet right now.

 

[Fixit]

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"This is my little ******' soldier!"

 

[Tunescribe]

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Sounds like his "funky monkey" was a bit too relaxing.

What, exactly, are "Funky Monkey" and "Mr. Happy"? He specified to the cops that the NFL doesn't drug for them.

 

[I am party]

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Unless she was making a concerted effort to do so, how did she manage to see his crotch if he was sitting in an Escalade? Being an SUV, aren't those high up off the ground? If he was sitting in a car lower to the ground, ok, that would seem plausible, but an Escalade?