Might as well have fun with it: Caption This

[Fixit]

 

[PatsFan2]

Anyone gotta Tic Tac.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

Anyone have a butt plug?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

They want me in there to shower with THOSE guys!?!

 

[Fixit]

"I totally killed that fool. OOPS!"

 

[Peachhead]

Oh no. Those guys are gonna turn me from a Tight End to a Wide Receiver in no time. I guess I'm not the tough guy I thought I was.

 

[chasa]

So wait.. you're saying hes not just sleeping?

Reference: Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) - YouTube

 

[Peachhead]

His lawyer: He drives a guy two hours to kill him down the street from his house? God, Why do you make me defend such idiots?

 

[ravensgamer]

My lawyer looks like Ned Beatty, and now I'm hearing banjo music.

 

[Peachhead]

My lawyer looks like Ned Beatty, and now I'm hearing banjo music.

And that guy in the jail said I had a purty mouth...oh ******!

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

As Hernandez is standing there, he hears a song going on in his head on what the inmates will do to him. It goes like this:

(Inmates singing) Back your ***** up on the wall, here we come balls and all, BYE BYE black cherry.

Hang your arms from the rafter, its your hairy butt we're after, bye bye black cherry.

SPREAD your butt cheeks a little wider, MAKE our heavy loads a lighter.

Wont the guards be surprised when your butt hole is so wide, BLACK Cherry, BYE BYE.

 

[jan08]

Gronk did WHAT with a stripper?

 

[FirstAndGoal]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Bella*chick]

Oops, I did it again
I played with a gun
He got shot in the head
Ooooh baby, baby
Ooops, I think I'm a thug
My own grave I've duuuuuug
Cuz I'm not at all innocent!

 

[Koma]

"As long as I exercise my right to remain silent, they'll never pin this on me. There. Not Guilty verdict, here I come."

 

[wizwor]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

"So this is what happens when you lick your lips more than LL cool J :/"

 

[Jackson 2]

Yours truly and my buddy, Dan Shaughnessy. Shank is praying I'm guilty, so he can go on his bi-weekly rant about Kraft...

 

[tonyto3690]

Is this really necessary?

One guy is dead and Hernandez is likely going to jail for the rest of his life.