The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Finnishfan]

Thank you Ninja, haven't laughed that hard since Tim Tebow gmail got hacked.

My personal favourite by a mile:

Brandon moore with the forced fumble, beastmode

 

[shmessy]

And the collapse is complete.

THE END IS NEAR.


rex will be fired by monday and the jesters will fall into another decade of uselessness.....

One cannot fall up.

It's physically impossible.

 

[Tunescribe]

I can't remember the last time I went to bed laughing and woke up laughing. The Green Beans gave us an early Christmas last night!

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

An issue I'm surprised hasn't generated more discussion not only on this forum, but on the national level: The NFL and NBC network should be admonished for bringing the New Jersey Green Beans into American households this Thanksgiving. Exposing the likes of Wrecks Ryan, Westhoff, Bart Scott, Cromartie, Li'l Marky, etc., to our country's children and others of delicate constitution -- who otherwise wouldn't witness such abject filth -- is uncalled for.

Televisions across our land will be tuned in simply because it's football on Thanksgiving, but folks will get much more than they bargained for: moral depravity on parade. On a holiday!

"Mommy, my friend at school says the skinny fat man who coaches the Jets likes to swear and lick ladies' feet. Why is that?"

"Mommy, that Jets player who wears number 31 has 10 children who have five mommies. I don't understand. Please explain it to me."

"Mommy, the Jets quarterback is a man, but he goes to Justin Bieber concerts and Harry Potter movies and dates high school girls. Is he really a man?"

"Mommy, what is a 'goddamn snack'? Is that like what we had for dessert today?"

"Mommy, who does that other Jets coach look drunk?"

I think the networks could make the case that they helped teach our kids a valuable lesson.

Kids, whatever you do, DON'T SUCK LIKE THE JETS DO

Me, I'm thankful for the fact that the Jets suck.
I'm thankful for the fact that the Sanchize sucks.

And above all, I'm thankful for yesterday's game and the Jesters epic 2nd quarter collapse. I declare it to have been better than the turkey. Heck, you can have turkey every day, but the Jets suck in football games no more than 16 times a year.

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

This is a huge game for the Rats because of the weakness of the remainder of their schedule. It gives them a lot of hope if they get this one since they don't play one team with a winning record after us. We must win and let us be the team that totally and completely crushes those hopes of playoff contention.

And so we did.

By the way, did anyone else see that X-Rex sign someone was holding up? What did that mean? Exit-Rex? X-Lax?

 

[Rob0729]

I gotta say I have loved reading Bagdad Rah!Rah!'s posts. So other than giving up 49 points, the Jets played a flawless game. You take away all the bad plays by Sanchez and ignore the fact that most of his production was in garbage time, Sanchez should be AFC Offensive Player of the Week. Another excellent analyst from the most rational, unbiased poster on any board.

 

[Salva135]

A non-demoninational prayer in the name of the the Jets sucking:

We must all give thanks for last night. Let's face it, we here sometimes have to bend the criteria of Jets suckage to make them worthy of our glorious thread, but last night they sucked so bad in so many sucky ways that none of us, nor any football fan brethren rooting for any team ever, could have possibly imagined. And the best part is that the rest of the country watched it along with us. Let us give thanks.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jets fan is photographed drowning his sorrows after painful loss:

 

[randomk1]

I gotta say I have loved reading Bagdad Rah!Rah!'s posts. So other than giving up 49 points, the Jets played a flawless game. You take away all the bad plays by Sanchez and ignore the fact that most of his production was in garbage time, Sanchez should be AFC Offensive Player of the Week. Another excellent analyst from the most rational, unbiased poster on any board.

I wasn't expecting anything less from him to be honest.

Rex is in the same boat with him though...did you hear his presser? Mark had a 94.1 passer rating.

That's how clueless their HC is.

The Jests are a perfect thanksgiving gift to the rest of the nation. Almost every board is laughing their asses off at what was one of the biggest boneheaded plays in quite some time.

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

Memo from the New York Giants to the Jets (re: New Giants Stadium):

Dear Jets
GTFO

we cancel the lease because you are so obviously not a football team

 

[Uncle Rico]

 

[DefenseRules]

LMAO that is outstanding.

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

I gotta say I have loved reading Bagdad Rah!Rah!'s posts. So other than giving up 49 points, the Jets played a flawless game. You take away all the bad plays by Sanchez and ignore the fact that most of his production was in garbage time, Sanchez should be AFC Offensive Player of the Week. Another excellent analyst from the most rational, unbiased poster on any board.

I'm starting to suspect that Lah Lah may be a Pats troll

 

[Rob0729]

I said this in another thread, but the most my extended family and myself laughed yesterday was watching Sanchez run into Brandon Moore's arse. We watched it at least 50 times. We would rewind back to that spot on every commercial break. Someone needs to take that clip and put Benny Hill music to it. Funniest play in NFL history.

 

[Rob0729]

Gotta love Rah!Rah! Sanchez played awesome and the Pats won because they were lucky, not good.

The Jets lost because of turnovers, 5 of them, 2 by Sanchez, and a 52 second period where it was as if the heavens opened, and the cheaters were stricken with an unbelievable strike of luck to put the game out of reach early in the 2nd quarter.

Apparently God is a Tebow fan too, maybe it was punishment for not giving him a shot sooner? How else can we describe it.

Not only does McKnight fumble that ball, it pops up and hits Edelman in stride?

It's not just Sanchez, it isn't, not last night. Sanchez has had his problems ALL of which I have never refuted. He deserved criticism for many of his struggles. But even then I always responded with the challenges he's had due to lacking talent around him due to injuries onthe team and inexperience of youth on the roster.

I know he hasn't yet lived up to his draft status, but he's also one of a very few set of QB's who has seen an immence amount of turnover on the roster. I just maintain that he can STILL overcome them, and yes, last night, despite the game being out of reach, the fans bemoaning the crap, and seemingly anything and everything stacke dup against him, he put his foot in the dirt, and plowed forward. I can't explain it any more than I have, it was a sign for me and this kid. He still executed, he STILL had command out there, through it all. It's why we are seeing responses from Keller after the game and his disgust for the crowd.

The injuries at WR, the youth and experience, the injuries he's had to deal with all season at TE, at RB, that is HUGE for a QB, any QB. There is only ONE player on the entire team that has extended chemistry with Sanchez before this season that is healthy and active on Sundays, and after missing the first 6 games, that is Keller.

To me, Sanchez, coupled with anything and everything I've mentioned, he's also obviously dealing with his own confidence, but that confidence is impacted because of these other factors. Last night, I saw a QB that for the first time was willing to fight through it, and was numb to the fans, numb to it all, but he put his head down and he fought.

Tell me, Cam Newton is having an unbelievably bad 2nd year as a player, is he done too?

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[ExiledBostonPat]

LMAO that is outstanding.

That 'receive a gift' line below the article, is that an ad or is it the Jesters gift to the Pats?

 

[patfanken]

Robo, do me a favor. Since my posting privileges were unceremoniously revoked for merely telling the truth over a JI.....and I'm not above overt gloating. Could you go there and ask the assembled masses of Jet fans, how come Chandler Jones had the same effect on the game as their #1 pick, Quintin Coples, and Jones never left Boston.

Coples was completely ineffective last night. He didn't even manage to get on the stat sheet. Zero Tackles, Zero Assists, Zero Sacks, Zero QB hits, Zero QB hurries.....ZERO impact. Jake Bequette had the same impact.

Ask them what they think about their #1 draft pick, and the fact that he didn't show up for that must win game. I'd be interested in hearing the spin. Thanks

 

[Bobs My Uncle]

Had to venture on over to GG to read about the Sanchez arse sack. Plenty of good stuff to take away but this is my fav

The play was a 10 second highlight of Sanchez's career. Sanchez turning the wrong way (Rex admitted it was Sanchez's screw up) and messing up the play. Sanchez panicking and confused. Sanchez, while panicking, lowering his head and running blindly. Sanchez falling down unnecessarily because he is not looking where he is going. Sanchez taking an unnecessary sack. Sanchez not protecting the football when he is in panic mode. Sanchez gifting the other team 7 points. Sanchez's mistake putting the game out of reach. The rest of the team falling apart because of Sanchez's ineptitude. I have never seen one play sum up the career of a player more than that play did for Sanchez.
Noam is online now

 

[Rob0729]

Robo, do me a favor. Since my posting privileges were unceremoniously revoked for merely telling the truth over a JI.....and I'm not above overt gloating. Could you go there and ask the assembled masses of Jet fans, how come Chandler Jones had the same effect on the game as their #1 pick, Quintin Coples, and Jones never left Boston.

Coples was completely ineffective last night. He didn't even manage to get on the stat sheet. Zero Tackles, Zero Assists, Zero Sacks, Zero QB hits, Zero QB hurries.....ZERO impact. Jake Bequette had the same impact.

Ask them what they think about their #1 draft pick, and the fact that he didn't show up for that must win game. I'd be interested in hearing the spin. Thanks

I would, but I don't gloat after wins over there. Besides, you know the responses you will get:

"Coples was raw coming out of college and will be a beast while Jones has already hit his ceiling."

or

"Jones started fast, but teams have figured him out. Another bust like McCourty who had a great rookie year, but hasn't done anything since." McCourty BTW is 100x better than Kyle Wilson who was never any good.

 

[robbomango]

JI gold......
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After that Wilkerson sack on the first play, I was like "All right, here we go. This is gonna be fun." But then......